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The Last Place on Earth

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.
But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?
Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.
He saluted.
The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Last Place on Earth

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Last Place on Earth is here in full — 720 sentences across 144 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/144 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.
/ˈnætʃərəli æn ˈʌndərteɪkər wɪl ɡet ðə læst wɜːrd/
Line 2
But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?
Line 3
Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.
Line 4
He saluted.
/hiː səˈluːtɪd/
Line 5
The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.
/ðə ˈskelətəl ˈfɪɡjər ɪn ˈendləs blæk ˈnɑːdəd ˈɡreɪvli ənd tʊk hoʊld ʌv sæm ˈkɑːlɪnz ɑːrm wɪð ə deθ ɡrɪp/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

clients noun US /ˈklaɪənts/

plural of “client” — a person who seeks the advice of a lawyer

From this reading “But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?”

Collins noun US /ˈkɑːlɪnz/

English writer noted for early detective novels (1824-1889)

From this reading “Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.”

depress verb US /dɪˈpres/

lower someone's spirits; make downhearted

From this reading “Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.”

grip noun US /ɡrɪp/

the act of grasping

From this reading “The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.”

healthy adjective US /ˈhelθi/

having or indicating good health in body or mind; free from infirmity or disease

From this reading “Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.”

saluted verb US /səˈluːtɪd/

past form of “salute” — propose a toast to

From this reading “He saluted.”

skeletal adjective US /ˈskelətəl/

of or relating to or forming or attached to a skeleton

From this reading “The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.”

undertaker noun US /ˈʌndərteɪkər/

one whose business is the management of funerals

From this reading “Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

armnounUS /ɑːrm/

a human limb; technically the part of the superior limb between the shoulder and the elbow but commonly used to refer to the whole superior limb

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

CandlenounUS /ˈkændəl/

stick of wax with a wick in the middle

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

clientsnounUS /ˈklaɪənts/

plural of “client” — a person who seeks the advice of a lawyer

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

CollinsnounUS /ˈkɑːlɪnz/

English writer noted for early detective novels (1824-1889)

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

depressverbUS /dɪˈpres/

lower someone's spirits; make downhearted

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

endlessadjectiveUS /ˈendləs/

tiresomely long; seemingly without end

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

flashedverbUS /flæʃt/

past form of “flash” — gleam or glow intermittently

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.

gravelyadverbUS /ˈɡreɪvli/

in a grave and sober manner

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

gripnounUS /ɡrɪp/

the act of grasping

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

healthyadjectiveUS /ˈhelθi/

having or indicating good health in body or mind; free from infirmity or disease

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

hopingverbUS /ˈhoʊpɪŋ/

-ing form of “hope” — expect and wish

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

NaturallyadverbUS /ˈnætʃərəli/

as might be expected

From this reading Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.

noddedverbUS /ˈnɑːdəd/

inflected form of “nod” — express or signify by nodding

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

salutedverbUS /səˈluːtɪd/

past form of “salute” — propose a toast to

From this reading He saluted.

SamnounUS /sæm/

a guided missile fired from land or shipboard against an airborne target

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

shouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

skeletaladjectiveUS /ˈskelətəl/

of or relating to or forming or attached to a skeleton

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

undertakernounUS /ˈʌndərteɪkər/

one whose business is the management of funerals

From this reading Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

waitverbUS /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading But shouldn't he wait until his clients are dead?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The skeletal figure in endless black nodded gravely, and took hold of Sam Collins' arm with a death grip.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading Naturally an undertaker will get the last word.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Sam Collins flashed the undertaker a healthy smile, hoping it wouldn't depress old Candle too much.

Chapter 1 of The Last Place on Earth by Jim Harmon holds 720 sentences, grouped into 144 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 720 sentences of The Last Place on Earth, unabridged, divided into 144 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Last Place on Earth

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Last Place on Earth, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Naturally
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Last Place on Earth; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Undertaker
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Shouldn't
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Until
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