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The laughter of Toffee
The laughter of Toffee

Chapter I

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Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.
Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....
To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.
One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.
Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.
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The laughter of Toffee

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The laughter of Toffee is here in full — 474 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/94 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.
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Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....
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To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.
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One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.
/wʌn wʊd ˈhɑːrdli hæv ɡest ðæt hiː wɑːz ˈstraɪdɪŋ ˈfɔːrwərd ˈɪntuː ðə fɜːrst leɡ ʌv ə ˈdʒɜːrni ðæt wɑːz ˈdestɪnd tuː teɪk hɪm ɑːn ə ˈʃriːkɪŋ ˈstriːkɪŋ sleɪ raɪd ʌv ˈmædnəs ˈfrenzi ənd kraɪm/
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Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.
/ˌɪnˈdiːd mɑːrk hɪmˈself wʊd ˈnevər hæv driːmd ðæt sʌtʃ ə θɪŋ wɑːz ˈiːvɪn ˈpɑːsəbəl/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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bevy noun US /ˈbevi/

a large gathering of people of a particular type

From this reading “Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....”

businessman noun US /ˈbɪznəsmæn/

a person engaged in commercial or industrial business (especially an owner or executive)

From this reading “To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.”

cops noun US /kɑːps/

plural of “cop” — uncomplimentary terms for a policeman

From this reading “Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....”

elixir noun US /ɪˈlɪksər/

a sweet flavored liquid (usually containing a small amount of alcohol) used in compounding medicines to be taken by mouth in order to mask an unpleasant taste

From this reading “Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.”

Hotshot noun US /ˈhɑːʃɑːt/

someone who is dazzlingly skilled in any field

From this reading “Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.”

streaking verb US /ˈstriːkɪŋ/

-ing form of “streak” — move quickly in a straight line

From this reading “One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.”

Toffee noun US /ˈtɑːfi/

caramelized sugar cooled in thin sheets

From this reading “Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....”

X-ray noun US /ˈeksreɪ/

electromagnetic radiation of short wavelength produced when high-speed electrons strike a solid target

From this reading “Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....”

Word partnerships in these lines

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casual observer adjective + noun

In this reading “To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

bevynounUS /ˈbevi/

a large gathering of people of a particular type

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

businessmannounUS /ˈbɪznəsmæn/

a person engaged in commercial or industrial business (especially an owner or executive)

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

casualadjectiveUS /ˈkæʒəwəl/

marked by blithe unconcern

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

constrainedadjectiveUS /kənˈstreɪnd/

lacking spontaneity; not natural

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

copsnounUS /kɑːps/

plural of “cop” — uncomplimentary terms for a policeman

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

crimenounUS /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

destinedadjectiveUS /ˈdestɪnd/

headed or intending to head in a certain direction; often used as a combining form as in “college-bound students”

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

dreamedadjectiveUS /driːmd/

conceived of or imagined or hoped for

From this reading Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.

elixirnounUS /ɪˈlɪksər/

a sweet flavored liquid (usually containing a small amount of alcohol) used in compounding medicines to be taken by mouth in order to mask an unpleasant taste

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

forwardadverbUS /ˈfɔːrwərd/

at or to or toward the front

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

frenzynounUS /ˈfrenzi/

state of violent mental agitation

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

guessedverbUS /ɡest/

past form of “guess” — expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

hardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

Harold

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

HotshotnounUS /ˈhɑːʃɑːt/

someone who is dazzlingly skilled in any field

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

IndeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

journeyverbUS /ˈdʒɜːrni/

undertake a journey or trip

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

legnounUS /leɡ/

a human limb; commonly used to refer to a whole limb but technically only the part of the limb between the knee and ankle

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

loose-jointedadjective

loosely articulated or constructed

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

madnessnounUS /ˈmædnəs/

obsolete terms for legal insanity

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

MarcnounUS /mɑːrk/

made from residue of grapes or apples after pressing

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

Marc's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

miraclenounUS /ˈmɪrəkəl/

any amazing or wonderful occurrence

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.

observernounUS /əbˈzɜːrvər/

a person who becomes aware (of things or events) through the senses

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

orderlynounUS /ˈɔːrdərli/

a soldier who serves as an attendant to a superior officer

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

picturenounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

Pillsworth

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

plantedadjectiveUS /ˈplæntɪd/

(used especially of ideas or principles) deeply rooted; firmly fixed or held

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.

presentedverbUS /priˈzentɪd/

past form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

rideverbUS /raɪd/

sit and travel on the back of animal, usually while controlling its motions

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

shriekingnounUS /ˈʃriːkɪŋ/

sharp piercing cry

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

sleighnounUS /sleɪ/

a vehicle mounted on runners and pulled by horses or dogs; for transportation over snow

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

streakingverbUS /ˈstriːkɪŋ/

-ing form of “streak” — move quickly in a straight line

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

stridingverbUS /ˈstraɪdɪŋ/

-ing form of “stride” — walk with long steps

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Indeed, Marc himself would never have dreamed that such a thing was even possible.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

ToffeenounUS /ˈtɑːfi/

caramelized sugar cooled in thin sheets

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

troublesnounUS /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading Marc's troubles began the moment Hotshot Harold planted the miracle elixir on him.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading One would hardly have guessed that he was striding forward into the first leg of a journey that was destined to take him on a shrieking, streaking sleigh ride of madness, frenzy and crime.

X-raynounUS /ˈeksreɪ/

electromagnetic radiation of short wavelength produced when high-speed electrons strike a solid target

From this reading Then came a bevy of cops--Toffee--and X-ray eyes....

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading To the casual observer that morning Marc Pillsworth presented only the picture of a rather loose-jointed, yet constrained, businessman on his way to another orderly day at the office.

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