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The Love Affairs of an Old Maid
The Love Affairs of an Old Maid

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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"That is not a pertinent question," I said.
"It comes quite near being the other thing.
But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.
You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'
That might be said of women."
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The Love Affairs of an Old Maid

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Love Affairs of an Old Maid is here in full — 461 sentences across 93 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/92 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"That is not a pertinent question," I said.
/ðæt ɪz nɑːt ə ˈpɜːrtɪnɪnt ˈkwestʃən aɪ sed/
Line 2
"It comes quite near being the other thing.
/ɪt kʌmz kwaɪt nɪr ˈbiːɪŋ ðə ˈʌðər θɪŋ/
Line 3
But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.
Line 4
You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'
/juː noʊ men hæv daɪd ənd wɜːrmz hæv ˈiːtən ðem bʌt nɑːt fɔːr lʌv/
Line 5
That might be said of women."
/ðæt maɪt biː sed ʌv ˈwɪmən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

comes noun US /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading “"It comes quite near being the other thing.”

died verb US /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading “You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'”

eaten verb US /ˈiːtən/

inflected form of “eat” — take in solid food

From this reading “You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'”

Hardy adjective US /ˈhɑːrdi/

having rugged physical strength; inured to fatigue or hardships

From this reading “But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.”

kill verb US /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading “But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.”

pertinent adjective US /ˈpɜːrtɪnɪnt/

having precise or logical relevance to the matter at hand

From this reading “"That is not a pertinent question," I said.”

question verb US /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading “"That is not a pertinent question," I said.”

worms noun US /wɜːrmz/

plural of “worm” — any of numerous relatively small elongated soft-bodied animals especially of the phyla Annelida and Chaetognatha and Nematoda and Nemertea and Platyhelminthes; also many insect larvae

From this reading “You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "That is not a pertinent question," I said.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading That might be said of women."

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading "It comes quite near being the other thing.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

Charlie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading "It comes quite near being the other thing.

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'

eatenverbUS /ˈiːtən/

inflected form of “eat” — take in solid food

From this reading You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'

HardyadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrdi/

having rugged physical strength; inured to fatigue or hardships

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "That is not a pertinent question," I said.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "That is not a pertinent question," I said.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It comes quite near being the other thing.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

KingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

Louise

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading That might be said of women."

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading "It comes quite near being the other thing.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "That is not a pertinent question," I said.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading That might be said of women."

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading "It comes quite near being the other thing.

pertinentadjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrtɪnɪnt/

having precise or logical relevance to the matter at hand

From this reading "That is not a pertinent question," I said.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading "That is not a pertinent question," I said.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading "It comes quite near being the other thing.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "That is not a pertinent question," I said.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "That is not a pertinent question," I said.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "It comes quite near being the other thing.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading "It comes quite near being the other thing.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading That might be said of women."

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

wormsnounUS /wɜːrmz/

plural of “worm” — any of numerous relatively small elongated soft-bodied animals especially of the phyla Annelida and Chaetognatha and Nematoda and Nemertea and Platyhelminthes; also many insect larvae

From this reading You know 'men have died and worms have eaten them, but not for love.'

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading But let me tell you, Charlie Hardy, I know Louise King, and it won't kill her.

Chapter 4 of The Love Affairs of an Old Maid by Lilian Bell holds 461 sentences, grouped into 93 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Ships
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Reach
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Happy
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