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The Madness of Philip, and Other Tales of Childhood
The Madness of Philip, and Other Tales of Childhood

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Madness of Philip, and Other Tales of Childhood is here in full — 449 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.
You went last week.
It looks perfectly well.
I cut it?
Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.
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The Madness of Philip, and Other Tales of Childhood

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Madness of Philip, and Other Tales of Childhood is here in full — 449 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.
Line 2
You went last week.
/juː went læst wiːk/
Line 3
It looks perfectly well.
/ɪt lʊks ˈpɜːrfəktli wel/
Line 4
I cut it?
/aɪ kʌt ɪt/
Line 5
Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

barber's noun US /ˈbɑːrbərz/

possessive form of “barber” — United States composer (1910-1981)

Brush verb US /brʌʃ/

rub with a brush, or as if with a brush

From this reading ““Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.”

cut verb US /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading “I cut it?”

hair noun US /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading “Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.”

looks noun US /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading “It looks perfectly well.”

perfectly adverb US /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading “It looks perfectly well.”

trim verb US /trɪm/

remove the edges from and cut down to the desired size

From this reading “Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.”

week noun US /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading “You went last week.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

last week adjective + noun

In this reading “You went last week.”

All words in this reading · 27

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

barber'snounUS /ˈbɑːrbərz/

possessive form of “barber” — United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

BrushverbUS /brʌʃ/

rub with a brush, or as if with a brush

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading I cut it?

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I cut it?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading You went last week.

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading It looks perfectly well.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading It looks perfectly well.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

trimverbUS /trɪm/

remove the edges from and cut down to the desired size

From this reading Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading You went last week.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading It looks perfectly well.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading You went last week.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why, I don’t know how to trim hair.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Brush it more on that side—no, you can’t go to the barber’s.

Chapter 5 of The Madness of Philip, and Other Tales of Childhood by Josephine Daskam Bacon holds 449 sentences, grouped into 90 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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