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The Magic Pudding

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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"I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."
"That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.
"No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.
"Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"
"If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.
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The Magic Pudding

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Magic Pudding is here in full — 511 sentences across 103 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/102 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."
/aɪ kæn əˈʃʊr juː sed bɪl aɪ pʊld ðem ˈʌndər ðə dɪˈluːʒən ðæt juː wɑːz ə dɪsˈɡaɪzd ˈwɑːmbæt/
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"That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.
Line 3
"No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.
Line 4
"Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"
Line 5
"If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apologize verb US /əˈpɑːlədʒaɪz/

acknowledge faults or shortcomings or failing

From this reading “"If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.”

bellowed verb US /ˈbeloʊd/

past form of “bellow” — shout loudly and without restraint

From this reading “"That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.”

delusion noun US /dɪˈluːʒən/

(psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

From this reading “"I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."”

disclose verb US /dɪˈskloʊz/

make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret

From this reading “"Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"”

disguised adjective US /dɪsˈɡaɪzd/

having its true character concealed with the intent of misleading

From this reading “"I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."”

Uncle's noun US /ˈʌŋkəlz/

possessive form of “uncle” — the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading “"No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.”

unmitigated adjective US /ənˈmɪtəɡeɪtɪd/

not diminished or moderated in intensity or severity; sometimes used as an intensifier

From this reading “"No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.”

Wombat noun US /ˈwɑːmbæt/

burrowing herbivorous Australian marsupials about the size of a badger

From this reading “"I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

apologizeverbUS /əˈpɑːlədʒaɪz/

acknowledge faults or shortcomings or failing

From this reading "If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.

assureverbUS /əˈʃʊr/

make certain of

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

basenessnoun

unworthiness by virtue of lacking higher values

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

basest

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

bellowedverbUS /ˈbeloʊd/

past form of “bellow” — shout loudly and without restraint

From this reading "That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.

BillnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

delusionnounUS /dɪˈluːʒən/

(psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

discloseverbUS /dɪˈskloʊz/

make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

disguisedadjectiveUS /dɪsˈɡaɪzd/

having its true character concealed with the intent of misleading

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

dothauxiliary verbUS /dɔːθ/

an old form of “does”

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

double-dyedadjective

without qualification; used informally as (often pejorative) intensifiers

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

excuseverbUS /ɪksˈkjuːs/

accept an excuse for

From this reading "That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading "If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading "If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

pluckverbUS /plʌk/

pull or pull out sharply

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

pullverbUS /pʊl/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

pulledverbUS /pʊld/

past form of “pull” — cause to move by pulling

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

raiseverbUS /reɪz/

raise the level or amount of something

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

ruffiannoun

a cruel and brutal fellow

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

scoundrelnounUS /ˈskaʊndrəl/

a wicked or evil person; someone who does evil deliberately

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading "If I've gone too far," said Bill, "I apologize.

UnclenounUS /ˈʌŋkəl/

the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading "That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.

Uncle'snounUS /ˈʌŋkəlz/

possessive form of “uncle” — the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

unmitigatedadjectiveUS /ənˈmɪtəɡeɪtɪd/

not diminished or moderated in intensity or severity; sometimes used as an intensifier

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

Wattleberry

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That is no excuse, sir," bellowed Uncle Wattleberry.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

whiskersnounUS /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

Who'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Who but the basest scoundrel, double-dyed, Would pluck an Uncle's whiskers in their pride, What baseness, then, doth such a man disclose Who'd raise a hand to pluck an Uncle's nose?"

WombatnounUS /ˈwɑːmbæt/

burrowing herbivorous Australian marsupials about the size of a badger

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "No one but an unmitigated ruffian would pull an Uncle's whiskers.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I can assure you," said Bill, "I pulled them under the delusion that you was a disguised Wombat."

Chapter 2 of The Magic Pudding by Norman Lindsay holds 511 sentences, grouped into 103 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Pudding
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