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The Magistrate: A Farce in Three Acts
The Magistrate: A Farce in Three Acts

Chapter VII

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Duty, sir!
Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!
How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?
Do you know I'm a short-necked man, sir?
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The Magistrate: A Farce in Three Acts

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of The Magistrate: A Farce in Three Acts is here in full — 434 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Duty, sir!
/ˈduːti sɜːr/
Line 2
Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!
/ˈkʌmɪŋ jɔːr kənˈfaʊndɪd dɪˈtektɪv trɪks ɑːn ˈleɪdiz ənd ˈdʒentəlmɪn/
Line 3
How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?
Line 4
Do you know I'm a short-necked man, sir?
Line 5
MESSITER.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apoplexy noun US /ˈæpəpleksi/

a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain

From this reading “How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?”

breathing noun US /ˈbriːðɪŋ/

the bodily process of inhalation and exhalation; the process of taking in oxygen from inhaled air and releasing carbon dioxide by exhalation

From this reading “How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?”

confounded adjective US /kənˈfaʊndɪd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading “Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!”

dare verb US /der/

take upon oneself; act presumptuously, without permission

From this reading “How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?”

detective noun US /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!”

gentlemen noun US /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading “Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!”

suspend verb US /səˈspend/

hang freely

From this reading “How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?”

tricks noun US /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading “Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Do you know I'm a short-necked man, sir?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

apoplexynounUS /ˈæpəpleksi/

a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

breathingnounUS /ˈbriːðɪŋ/

the bodily process of inhalation and exhalation; the process of taking in oxygen from inhaled air and releasing carbon dioxide by exhalation

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

ComingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

confoundedadjectiveUS /kənˈfaʊndɪd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

dareverbUS /der/

take upon oneself; act presumptuously, without permission

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

detectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Do you know I'm a short-necked man, sir?

DutynounUS /ˈduːti/

the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading Duty, sir!

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

How

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From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

I'm

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From this reading Do you know I'm a short-necked man, sir?

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Do you know I'm a short-necked man, sir?

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Do you know I'm a short-necked man, sir?

MESSITER

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From this reading MESSITER.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

short-necked

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Do you know I'm a short-necked man, sir?

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Duty, sir!

suspendverbUS /səˈspend/

hang freely

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

tricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading How dare you make ladies and gentlemen suspend their breathing till they nearly have apoplexy?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Coming your confounded detective tricks on ladies and gentlemen!

Chapter 7 of The Magistrate: A Farce in Three Acts by Arthur Wing Pinero holds 434 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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