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The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?
Would he want anything more?
Not he, you'd say.
You'd be wrong.
Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?
Line 2
Would he want anything more?
/wʊd hiː wɑːnt ˈeniθɪŋ mɔːr/
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Not he, you'd say.
Line 4
You'd be wrong.
Line 5
Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ash noun US /æʃ/

the residue that remains when something is burned

From this reading “Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.”

contented adjective US /kənˈtentəd/

satisfied or showing satisfaction with things as they are

From this reading “Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.”

counted verb US /ˈkaʊntɪd/

past form of “count” — determine the number or amount of

From this reading “'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?”

fixed adjective US /fɪkst/

(of a number) having a fixed and unchanging value

From this reading “Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.”

knock verb US /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading “Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.”

Paradise noun US /ˈperədaɪs/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading “Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.”

punch verb US /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading “Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.”

wrong adjective US /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading “You'd be wrong.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading Would he want anything more?

ashnounUS /æʃ/

the residue that remains when something is burned

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

BelieveverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

contentedadjectiveUS /kənˈtentəd/

satisfied or showing satisfaction with things as they are

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

countedverbUS /ˈkaʊntɪd/

past form of “count” — determine the number or amount of

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

fixedadjectiveUS /fɪkst/

(of a number) having a fixed and unchanging value

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Would he want anything more?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

knockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Would he want anything more?

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not he, you'd say.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

ParadisenounUS /ˈperədaɪs/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

punchverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Not he, you'd say.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading Would he want anything more?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Believe me, there isn't a man on earth that's fixed and contented but what a woman can't knock his old Paradise into 'ash with one punch.

Wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Would he want anything more?

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading You'd be wrong.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

you'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Now you'd think a man like that could be counted on, wouldn't you?

Chapter 6 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 405 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 6 holds 405 sentences of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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