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The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

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That is what I say to myself as I return.
My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.
When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.
I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'
The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.
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The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
That is what I say to myself as I return.
/ðæt ɪz wʌt aɪ seɪ tuː ˌmaɪˈself æz aɪ rɪˈtɜːrn/
Line 2
My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.
Line 3
When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.
Line 4
I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'
/aɪ pæs ɑːn ðə sterz dəˈmestɪks ˈkɔːlɪŋ pʊs pʊs/
Line 5
The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Alexander noun US /ˌæləɡˈzændər/

European herb somewhat resembling celery widely naturalized in Britain coastal regions and often cultivated as a potherb

From this reading “My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.”

commotion noun US /kəˈmoʊʃən/

a disorderly outburst or tumult

From this reading “When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.”

debonair adjective US /ˌdebəˈner/

having a sophisticated charm

From this reading “My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.”

domestics noun US /dəˈmestɪks/

plural of “domestic” — a servant who is paid to perform menial tasks around the household

From this reading “I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'”

poking noun US /ˈpoʊkɪŋ/

a sharp hand gesture (resembling a blow)

From this reading “The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.”

puss noun US /pʊs/

obscene terms for female genitals

From this reading “I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'”

umbrella noun US /əmˈbrelə/

a lightweight handheld collapsible canopy

From this reading “The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.”

vivacious adjective US /vəˈveɪʃəs/

vigorous and animated

From this reading “My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

AlexandernounUS /ˌæləɡˈzændər/

European herb somewhat resembling celery widely naturalized in Britain coastal regions and often cultivated as a potherb

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

arass

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

beneathprepositionUS /bɪˈniːθ/

Directly under; in or to a lower position than.

From this reading The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

butlernounUS /ˈbʌtlər/

a manservant (usually the head servant of a household) who has charge of wines and the table

From this reading The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

callingnounUS /ˈkɔːlɪŋ/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

catnounUS /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

chirruping

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

commotionnounUS /kəˈmoʊʃən/

a disorderly outburst or tumult

From this reading When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.

debonairadjectiveUS /ˌdebəˈner/

having a sophisticated charm

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

domesticsnounUS /dəˈmestɪks/

plural of “domestic” — a servant who is paid to perform menial tasks around the household

From this reading I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

furniturenounUS /ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər/

furnishings that make a room or other area ready for occupancy

From this reading The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

gayadjectiveUS /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

loudlyadverbUS /ˈlaʊdli/

with relatively high volume

From this reading The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

Marion

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

ousenoun

a river in northeastern England that flows generally southeastward to join the Trent River and form the Humber

From this reading When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

passverbUS /pæs/

go across or through

From this reading I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'

pokingnounUS /ˈpoʊkɪŋ/

a sharp hand gesture (resembling a blow)

From this reading The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

PussnounUS /pʊs/

obscene terms for female genitals

From this reading I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'

returnverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

stairsnounUS /sterz/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading I pass on the stairs domestics calling 'Puss, puss!'

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

troublesnounUS /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

umbrellanounUS /əmˈbrelə/

a lightweight handheld collapsible canopy

From this reading The butler is chirruping loudly and poking beneath the furniture with a umbrella.

vivaciousadjectiveUS /vəˈveɪʃəs/

vigorous and animated

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading That is what I say to myself as I return.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When I have returned there is commotion in the 'ouse.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading My troubles are over, and once more I can be gay, debonair, vivacious with Miss Marion, for no longer will there be present the cat Alexander to 'arass me.

Chapter 9 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 412 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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