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The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories is here in full — 418 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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'You can't judge authors from their books.
You must go and see the play when it comes on.
Then you'll see I'm right.
I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.
Don't laugh in that horrid way.
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The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories is here in full — 418 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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'You can't judge authors from their books.
Line 2
You must go and see the play when it comes on.
/juː mʌst ɡoʊ ənd siː ðə pleɪ wen ɪt kʌmz ɑːn/
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Then you'll see I'm right.
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I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.
Line 5
Don't laugh in that horrid way.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

absolutely adverb US /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading “I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.”

authors noun US /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “'You can't judge authors from their books.”

books noun US /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading “'You can't judge authors from their books.”

horrid adjective US /ˈhɔːrəd/

exceedingly bad

From this reading “Don't laugh in that horrid way.”

judge verb US /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading “'You can't judge authors from their books.”

laugh noun US /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading “Don't laugh in that horrid way.”

swindle verb US /ˈswɪndəl/

deprive of by deceit

From this reading “I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.”

trying adjective US /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading “I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.”

All words in this reading · 34

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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absolutelyadverbUS /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

authorsnounUS /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading 'You can't judge authors from their books.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading 'You can't judge authors from their books.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'You can't judge authors from their books.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Don't laugh in that horrid way.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading 'You can't judge authors from their books.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

horridadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːrəd/

exceedingly bad

From this reading Don't laugh in that horrid way.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then you'll see I'm right.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Don't laugh in that horrid way.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading 'You can't judge authors from their books.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading Don't laugh in that horrid way.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Then you'll see I'm right.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

swindleverbUS /ˈswɪndəl/

deprive of by deceit

From this reading I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading 'You can't judge authors from their books.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then you'll see I'm right.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Don't laugh in that horrid way.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading You must go and see the play when it comes on.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading I'm absolutely certain that woman is trying to swindle you.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading 'You can't judge authors from their books.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then you'll see I'm right.

Chapter 14 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 418 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 14 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories contain?

Chapter 14 holds 418 sentences of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 14 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 418 sentences, grouped into 84 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 14 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories?

Work through the 84 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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