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The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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'I'm sorry, George.
I feel mean.'
'Dear old girl, what rot!'
'I do.
You don't know how mean I feel.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
'I'm sorry, George.
Line 2
I feel mean.'
/aɪ fiːl miːn/
Line 3
'Dear old girl, what rot!'
/dɪr oʊld ɡɜːrl wʌt rɑːt/
Line 4
'I do.
/aɪ duː/
Line 5
You don't know how mean I feel.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Dear adjective US /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading “'Dear old girl, what rot!'”

feel verb US /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading “I feel mean.'”

George noun US /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading “'I'm sorry, George.”

girl noun US /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading “'Dear old girl, what rot!'”

mean verb US /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “I feel mean.'”

old adjective US /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “'Dear old girl, what rot!'”

rot noun US /rɑːt/

a state of decay usually accompanied by an offensive odor

From this reading “'Dear old girl, what rot!'”

sorry adjective US /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading “'I'm sorry, George.”

All words in this reading · 16

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading 'Dear old girl, what rot!'

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading 'I do.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You don't know how mean I feel.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading I feel mean.'

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading 'I'm sorry, George.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading 'Dear old girl, what rot!'

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You don't know how mean I feel.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I feel mean.'

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'I'm sorry, George.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You don't know how mean I feel.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading I feel mean.'

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading 'Dear old girl, what rot!'

rotnounUS /rɑːt/

a state of decay usually accompanied by an offensive odor

From this reading 'Dear old girl, what rot!'

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading 'I'm sorry, George.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading 'Dear old girl, what rot!'

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You don't know how mean I feel.

Chapter 22 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 22 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories contain?

Chapter 22 holds 417 sentences of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 22 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 417 sentences, grouped into 84 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 22 of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories?

Work through the 84 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 84 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 22 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 22 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Common questions about reading The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories?

Yes. All 9097 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #6768 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #6768, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Man Upstairs and Other Stories take to read?

About 600 minutes of reading across 1820 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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