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The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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There's a divinity that shapes our ends.
Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.
I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.
If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.
He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.
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The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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There's a divinity that shapes our ends.
Line 2
Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.
Line 3
I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.
/aɪ mʌst ɪkˈspleɪn ˈhenri ˈɜːrli tuː əˈvɔɪd ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntmənt/
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If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.
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He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.
/hiː wɑːz ˈrɪli ˈoʊnli ə sɔːrt ʌv dɪˈtektɪv ə ˈspiːʃiz ʌv sluːθ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

detective noun US /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.”

divinity noun US /dɪˈvɪnəti/

any supernatural being worshipped as controlling some part of the world or some aspect of life or who is the personification of a force

From this reading “There's a divinity that shapes our ends.”

obtaining verb US /əbˈteɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “obtain” — come into possession of

From this reading “If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.”

reader's noun US /ˈriːdərz/

possessive form of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading “If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.”

Rice noun US /raɪs/

grains used as food either unpolished or more often polished

From this reading “Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.”

shapes noun US /ʃeɪps/

plural of “shape” — any spatial attributes (especially as defined by outline)

From this reading “There's a divinity that shapes our ends.”

sleuth noun US /sluːθ/

a detective who follows a trail

From this reading “He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.”

species noun US /ˈspiːʃiz/

(biology) taxonomic group whose members can interbreed

From this reading “He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.”

All words in this reading · 45

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There's a divinity that shapes our ends.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

avoidverbUS /əˈvɔɪd/

stay clear from; keep away from; keep out of the way of someone or something

From this reading I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.

ConsiderverbUS /kənˈsɪdər/

deem to be

From this reading Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.

detectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.

disappointmentnounUS /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntmənt/

a feeling of dissatisfaction that results when your expectations are not realized

From this reading I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.

divinitynounUS /dɪˈvɪnəti/

any supernatural being worshipped as controlling some part of the world or some aspect of life or who is the personification of a force

From this reading There's a divinity that shapes our ends.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.

endsnounUS /endz/

plural of “end” — either extremity of something that has length

From this reading There's a divinity that shapes our ends.

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.

falseadjectiveUS /fɔːls/

not in accordance with the fact or reality or actuality

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

HenrynounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.

obtainingverbUS /əbˈteɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “obtain” — come into possession of

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading There's a divinity that shapes our ends.

Pifield

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.

pretences

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

reader'snounUS /ˈriːdərz/

possessive form of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.

RicenounUS /raɪs/

grains used as food either unpolished or more often polished

From this reading Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

shapesnounUS /ʃeɪps/

plural of “shape” — any spatial attributes (especially as defined by outline)

From this reading There's a divinity that shapes our ends.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

simplyadverbUS /ˈsɪmpli/

and nothing more

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

sleuthnounUS /sluːθ/

a detective who follows a trail

From this reading He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.

speciesnounUS /ˈspiːʃiz/

(biology) taxonomic group whose members can interbreed

From this reading He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading There's a divinity that shapes our ends.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Consider the case of Henry Pifield Rice, detective.

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's a divinity that shapes our ends.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I must explain Henry early, to avoid disappointment.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading If I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences.

Chapter 1 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 405 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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There's
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Divinity
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Shapes
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Consider
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