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The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'
Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.
'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.
There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.
You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.
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The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'
Line 2
Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.
Line 3
'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.
Line 4
There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.
/ðer siːmz tuː biː noʊ ˈlɪmət tuː jɔːr ˈpaʊərz æz ə ˈmæskət/
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You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.
/juː fɪl ðə haʊs ˈevəri naɪt juː ɡet rɪd ʌv ðə ˈwiːvər ˈwʊmən ənd naʊ juː tel miː ðɪs/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

awe noun US /ɑː/

an overwhelming feeling of wonder or admiration

From this reading “Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.”

Crane's noun US /kreɪnz/

possessive form of “crane” — United States writer (1871-1900)

From this reading “'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'”

hushed adjective US /hʌʃt/

in a softened tone

From this reading “'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.”

limit noun US /ˈlɪmət/

the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading “There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.”

mascot noun US /ˈmæskət/

a character, animal or object that is adopted by a team or group as a symbolic figure

From this reading “There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.”

regarding verb US /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading “Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.”

scare verb US /sker/

cause fear in

From this reading “'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.”

Weaver noun US /ˈwiːvər/

a craftsman who weaves cloth

From this reading “You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

awenounUS /ɑː/

an overwhelming feeling of wonder or admiration

From this reading Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

Crane'snounUS /kreɪnz/

possessive form of “crane” — United States writer (1871-1900)

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

fillverbUS /fɪl/

make full, also in a metaphorical sense

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

hushedadjectiveUS /hʌʃt/

in a softened tone

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

Jelliffe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.

Laddienoun

a male child (a familiar term of address to a boy)

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

limitnounUS /ˈlɪmət/

the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

mascotnounUS /ˈmæskət/

a character, animal or object that is adopted by a team or group as a symbolic figure

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.

powersnounUS /ˈpaʊərz/

plural of “power” — possession of controlling influence

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

regardingverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.

ridverbUS /rɪd/

relieve from

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

scareverbUS /sker/

cause fear in

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading 'Laddie,' he said, in a hushed voice, 'you almost scare me.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

WeavernounUS /ˈwiːvər/

a craftsman who weaves cloth

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Jelliffe was regarding him with a kind of awe.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading You fill the house every night, you get rid of the Weaver woman, and now you tell me this.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading 'You don't mean that it was really Crane's wife?'

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading There seems to be no limit to your powers as a mascot.

Chapter 2 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 403 sentences of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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