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The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories
The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.
'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.
'He wants to show you the latest steps.
He does most of them on your feet.'
I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.
/soʊ aɪ tʊk hɪm ɔːf ənd wɪskt hɪm ɑːn tuː sʌm ɡɜːrlz aɪ nuː æt wʌn ʌv ðə ˈteɪbəlz/
Line 2
'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.
Line 3
'He wants to show you the latest steps.
/hiː wɑːnts tuː ʃoʊ juː ðə ˈleɪtəst steps/
Line 4
He does most of them on your feet.'
/hiː dʌz moʊst ʌv ðem ɑːn jɔːr fiːt/
Line 5
I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Debonair adjective US /ˌdebəˈner/

having a sophisticated charm

From this reading “I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.”

latest adjective US /ˈleɪtəst/

up to the immediate present; most recent or most up-to-date

From this reading “'He wants to show you the latest steps.”

Pride noun US /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading “I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.”

Shake verb US /ʃeɪk/

move or cause to move back and forth

From this reading “'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.”

steps noun US /steps/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading “'He wants to show you the latest steps.”

tables noun US /ˈteɪbəlz/

plural of “table” — a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading “So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.”

wants noun US /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading “'He wants to show you the latest steps.”

whisked verb US /wɪskt/

past form of “whisk” — move somewhere quickly

From this reading “So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

Ashley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

betted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.

Charlie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.

DebonairadjectiveUS /ˌdebəˈner/

having a sophisticated charm

From this reading I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He does most of them on your feet.'

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading He does most of them on your feet.'

Ferris

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading 'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading 'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading 'He wants to show you the latest steps.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

latestadjectiveUS /ˈleɪtəst/

up to the immediate present; most recent or most up-to-date

From this reading 'He wants to show you the latest steps.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading He does most of them on your feet.'

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading 'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading 'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

PridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading I could have betted on Charlie, the Debonair Pride of Ashley.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading 'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.

ShakeverbUS /ʃeɪk/

move or cause to move back and forth

From this reading 'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading 'He wants to show you the latest steps.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

stepsnounUS /steps/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading 'He wants to show you the latest steps.

tablesnounUS /ˈteɪbəlz/

plural of “table” — a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading He does most of them on your feet.'

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading 'He wants to show you the latest steps.

whiskedverbUS /wɪskt/

past form of “whisk” — move somewhere quickly

From this reading So I took him off, and whisked him on to some girls I knew at one of the tables.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading 'Shake hands with my friend Mr Ferris,' I said.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading 'He wants to show you the latest steps.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading He does most of them on your feet.'

Chapter 8 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories contain?

Chapter 8 holds 403 sentences of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of The Man with Two Left Feet, and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 403 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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