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The Marching Morons

Chapter I

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In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.
But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?
Some things had not changed.
A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.
Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.
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The Marching Morons

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Marching Morons is here in full — 406 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.
/ɪn ðə ˈkʌntri ʌv ðə blaɪnd ðə ˌwʌˈnaɪd mæn ʌv kɔːrs ɪz kɪŋ/
Line 2
But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?
Line 3
Some things had not changed.
/sʌm θɪŋz hæd nɑːt tʃeɪndʒd/
Line 4
A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.
/ə ˈpɑːtərz wiːl wɑːz stɪl ə ˈpɑːtərz wiːl ənd kleɪ wɑːz stɪl kleɪ/
Line 5
Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

businessman noun US /ˈbɪznəsmæn/

a person engaged in commercial or industrial business (especially an owner or executive)

From this reading “But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?”

civilization noun US /ˌsɪvəlɪˈzeɪʃən/

a society in an advanced state of social development (e.g., with complex legal and political and religious organizations)

From this reading “But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?”

clay noun US /kleɪ/

a very fine-grained soil that is plastic when moist but hard when fired

From this reading “A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.”

Goose noun US /ɡuːs/

web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks

From this reading “Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.”

Hawkins noun US /ˈhɔːkɪnz/

English privateer involved in the slave trade; later helped build the fleet that in 1588 defeated the Spanish Armada (1532-1595)

From this reading “Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.”

one-eyed adjective US /ˌwʌˈnaɪd/

having or showing only one eye

From this reading “In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.”

potter's noun US /ˈpɑːtərz/

possessive form of “potter” — a craftsman who shapes pottery on a potter's wheel and bakes them it a kiln

From this reading “A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.”

wire noun US /ˈwaɪər/

ligament made of metal and used to fasten things or make cages or fences etc

From this reading “But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

one-eyed man adjective + noun

In this reading “In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.”

white sand noun + noun

In this reading “Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.”

narrow band verb + noun

In this reading “Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.”

live wire verb + noun

an alert and energetic person

In this reading “But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?”

Some things adjective + noun

In this reading “Some things had not changed.”

In the country preposition + article + noun counted as “in … country”

In this reading “In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.”

All words in this reading · 49

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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100

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.

bandnounUS /bænd/

an unofficial association of people or groups

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

beachnounUS /biːtʃ/

an area of sand sloping down to the water of a sea or lake

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

blindnounUS /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

builtadjectiveUS /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

businessmannounUS /ˈbɪznəsmæn/

a person engaged in commercial or industrial business (especially an owner or executive)

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

changedadjectiveUS /tʃeɪndʒd/

made or become different in nature or form

From this reading Some things had not changed.

chumps

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

civilizationnounUS /ˌsɪvəlɪˈzeɪʃən/

a society in an advanced state of social development (e.g., with complex legal and political and religious organizations)

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

claynounUS /kleɪ/

a very fine-grained soil that is plastic when moist but hard when fired

From this reading A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

Efim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

fatadjectiveUS /fæt/

having an (over)abundance of flesh

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

GoosenounUS /ɡuːs/

web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Some things had not changed.

HawkinsnounUS /ˈhɔːkɪnz/

English privateer involved in the slave trade; later helped build the fleet that in 1588 defeated the Spanish Armada (1532-1595)

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

kingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

LakenounUS /leɪk/

a body of (usually fresh) water surrounded by land

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

narrowverbUS /ˈneroʊ/

make or become more narrow or restricted

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Some things had not changed.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

one-eyedadjectiveUS /ˌwʌˈnaɪd/

having or showing only one eye

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

potter'snounUS /ˈpɑːtərz/

possessive form of “potter” — a craftsman who shapes pottery on a potter's wheel and bakes them it a kiln

From this reading A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.

pureadjectiveUS /pjʊr/

free of extraneous elements of any kind

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

sandnounUS /sænd/

a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

smartadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Some things had not changed.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of course, is king.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Some things had not changed.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.

wheelverbUS /wiːl/

change directions as if revolving on a pivot

From this reading A potter's wheel was still a potter's wheel and clay was still clay.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading Efim Hawkins had built his shop near Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach of white sand.

wirenounUS /ˈwaɪər/

ligament made of metal and used to fasten things or make cages or fences etc

From this reading But how about a live wire, a smart businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?

Chapter 1 of The Marching Morons by C. M. (Cyril M.) Kornbluth holds 406 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 406 sentences of The Marching Morons, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

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Country
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Blind
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One-eyed
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Course
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