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The Memoirs of a Failure

Chapter III

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“His name was Missed-It.”
“Is he dead?”
“Yes, he died yesterday.”
“What a strange name;” I mused.
“No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Memoirs of a Failure

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Memoirs of a Failure is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“His name was Missed-It.”
Line 2
“Is he dead?”
/ɪz hiː ded/
Line 3
“Yes, he died yesterday.”
/jes hiː daɪd ˈjestərdeɪ/
Line 4
“What a strange name;” I mused.
/wʌt ə streɪndʒ neɪm aɪ mjuːzd/
Line 5
“No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.
/noʊ nɑːt ɪf juː nuː hɪm sed ðə ɪkˈselsiər juː noʊ aɪ ˈnevər əˈlaʊ maɪ ɡreɪt foʊk tuː hæv ˈpɜːrmənənt neɪmz ənˈtɪl ðeɪ ɑːr ded/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

allow verb US /əˈlaʊ/

make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading ““No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.”

died verb US /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading ““Yes, he died yesterday.””

Excelsior noun US /ɪkˈselsiər/

thin curly wood shavings used for packing or stuffing

From this reading ““No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.”

folk noun US /foʊk/

people in general (often used in the plural)

From this reading ““No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.”

mused verb US /mjuːzd/

past form of “muse” — reflect deeply on a subject

From this reading ““What a strange name;” I mused.”

names noun US /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading ““No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.”

permanent adjective US /ˈpɜːrmənənt/

continuing or enduring without marked change in status or condition or place

From this reading ““No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.”

yesterday noun US /ˈjestərdeɪ/

the day immediately before today

From this reading ““Yes, he died yesterday.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “What a strange name;” I mused.

allowverbUS /əˈlaʊ/

make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading “Is he dead?”

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading “Yes, he died yesterday.”

ExcelsiornounUS /ɪkˈselsiər/

thin curly wood shavings used for packing or stuffing

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

folknounUS /foʊk/

people in general (often used in the plural)

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Is he dead?”

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “His name was Missed-It.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “What a strange name;” I mused.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Is he dead?”

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

Missed-It

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “His name was Missed-It.”

musedverbUS /mjuːzd/

past form of “muse” — reflect deeply on a subject

From this reading “What a strange name;” I mused.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “His name was Missed-It.”

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

permanentadjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrmənənt/

continuing or enduring without marked change in status or condition or place

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading “What a strange name;” I mused.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “His name was Missed-It.”

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What a strange name;” I mused.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “Yes, he died yesterday.”

yesterdaynounUS /ˈjestərdeɪ/

the day immediately before today

From this reading “Yes, he died yesterday.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “No, not if you knew him,” said the Excelsior, “you know I never allow my great folk to have permanent names until they are dead.

Chapter 3 of The Memoirs of a Failure by Daniel Wright Kittredge holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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