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The Minus Woman

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Minus Woman is here in full — 257 sentences across 52 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?
It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!
Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.
"Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"
"I still shave every day," I said.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Minus Woman

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Minus Woman is here in full — 257 sentences across 52 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/51 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?
/wʌt meɪd ðə mæs ʌv ðɪs ˈtaɪni ˈæstərɔɪd ˈflʌktʃəweɪt ɪn dɪˈfaɪəns ʌv ɔːl noʊn ˈfɪzɪkəl lɔːz/
Line 2
It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!
Line 3
Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.
/red ˈbruːər hæd plʌɡd hɪz ɪˈlektrɪk ˈreɪzər ˈɪntuː ðə læb ˈsɜːrkət ənd hiː wɑːz ˈrʌnɪŋ ɪt ˈoʊvər hɪz pɪŋk dʒaʊlz waɪl aɪ traɪd tuː dɪˈskʌvər wʌt wɑːz ˈheɪwaɪr əˈbaʊt ðə ˈbæləns skeɪlz/
Line 4
"Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"
Line 5
"I still shave every day," I said.
/aɪ stɪl ʃeɪv ˈevəri deɪ aɪ sed/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

asteroid noun US /ˈæstərɔɪd/

any of numerous small celestial bodies composed of rock and metal that move around the sun (mainly between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter)

From this reading “What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?”

Brewer noun US /ˈbruːər/

someone who brews beer or ale from malt and hops and water

From this reading “Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.”

fluctuate verb US /ˈflʌktʃəweɪt/

cause to fluctuate or move in a wavelike pattern

From this reading “What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?”

haywire adjective US /ˈheɪwaɪr/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading “Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.”

jowls noun US /dʒaʊlz/

plural of “jowl” — the jaw in vertebrates that is hinged to open the mouth

From this reading “Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.”

lab noun US /læb/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading “Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.”

plugged adjective US /plʌɡd/

(of a coin) altered by the insertion of a plug of base metal

From this reading “Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.”

shaver noun US /ˈʃeɪvər/

an adult male who shaves

From this reading “"Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

in defiance preposition + noun

In this reading “What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?”

All words in this reading · 69

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

asteroidnounUS /ˈæstərɔɪd/

any of numerous small celestial bodies composed of rock and metal that move around the sun (mainly between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter)

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

balanceverbUS /ˈbæləns/

bring into balance or equilibrium

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

BrewernounUS /ˈbruːər/

someone who brews beer or ale from malt and hops and water

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

circuitnounUS /ˈsɜːrkət/

an electrical device that provides a path for electrical current to flow

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

clatternounUS /ˈklætər/

a rattling noise (often produced by rapid movement)

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading "I still shave every day," I said.

defiancenounUS /dɪˈfaɪəns/

intentionally contemptuous behavior or attitude

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

discoververbUS /dɪˈskʌvər/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

electricadjectiveUS /ɪˈlektrɪk/

using or providing or producing or transmitting or operated by electricity

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading "I still shave every day," I said.

existverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪst/

have an existence, be extant

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

fluctuateverbUS /ˈflʌktʃəweɪt/

cause to fluctuate or move in a wavelike pattern

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

haywireadjectiveUS /ˈheɪwaɪr/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

impossibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

jowlsnounUS /dʒaʊlz/

plural of “jowl” — the jaw in vertebrates that is hinged to open the mouth

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

labnounUS /læb/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

lawsnounUS /lɔːz/

the first of three divisions of the Hebrew Scriptures comprising the first five books of the Hebrew Bible considered as a unit

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

massnounUS /mæs/

the property of a body that causes it to have weight in a gravitational field

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

noticedadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊtəst/

being perceived or observed

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

physicaladjectiveUS /ˈfɪzɪkəl/

involving the body as distinguished from the mind or spirit

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

pinknounUS /pɪŋk/

a light shade of red

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

pluggedadjectiveUS /plʌɡd/

(of a coin) altered by the insertion of a plug of base metal

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

razornounUS /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

RednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

runningadjectiveUS /ˈrʌnɪŋ/

(of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

scalesnounUS /skeɪlz/

plural of “scale” — an ordered reference standard

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

shaveverbUS /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

shavernounUS /ˈʃeɪvər/

an adult male who shaves

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading "I still shave every day," I said.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

tinyadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪni/

very small

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What made the mass of this tiny asteroid fluctuate in defiance of all known physical laws?

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Red Brewer had plugged his electric razor into the lab circuit and he was running it over his pink jowls while I tried to discover what was haywire about the balance scales.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading It was an impossible fact--but then, so was the girl who they knew couldn't exist!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Have you noticed," Red said above the clatter of his shaver, "how much less you have to shave on an asteroid?"

Chapter 1 of The Minus Woman by R. R. (Russell Robert) Winterbotham holds 257 sentences, grouped into 52 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 257 sentences of The Minus Woman, unabridged, divided into 52 reading sections.

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Asteroid
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Fluctuate
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Defiance
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Known
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