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The Misfit Christmas Puddings
The Misfit Christmas Puddings

Chapter I

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Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.
_PLACES_ BAKER BAUMGAeRTNER'S ESTABLISHMENT.
Large and flourishing.
THE M'CARTY ABODE.
Small and dilapidated.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Misfit Christmas Puddings

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Misfit Christmas Puddings is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.
Line 2
_PLACES_ BAKER BAUMGAeRTNER'S ESTABLISHMENT.
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Large and flourishing.
/lɑːrdʒ ənd ˈflɜːrɪʃɪŋ/
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THE M'CARTY ABODE.
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Small and dilapidated.
/smɔːl ənd dəˈlæpədeɪtɪd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

abode noun US /əˈboʊd/

any address at which you dwell more than temporarily

From this reading “THE M'CARTY ABODE.”

baker noun US /ˈbeɪkər/

someone who bakes commercially

From this reading “_PLACES_ BAKER BAUMGAeRTNER'S ESTABLISHMENT.”

Boston noun US /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

Colonial adjective US /kəˈloʊniəl/

of or relating to or characteristic of or inhabiting a colony

From this reading “Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.”

dilapidated adjective US /dəˈlæpədeɪtɪd/

in deplorable condition

From this reading “Small and dilapidated.”

establishment noun US /ɪˈstæblɪʃmənt/

the act of forming or establishing something

From this reading “_PLACES_ BAKER BAUMGAeRTNER'S ESTABLISHMENT.”

flourishing adjective US /ˈflɜːrɪʃɪŋ/

very lively and profitable

From this reading “Large and flourishing.”

Press verb US /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading “Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.”

All words in this reading · 26

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

ABODEnounUS /əˈboʊd/

any address at which you dwell more than temporarily

From this reading THE M'CARTY ABODE.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

BAKERnounUS /ˈbeɪkər/

someone who bakes commercially

From this reading _PLACES_ BAKER BAUMGAeRTNER'S ESTABLISHMENT.

BAUMGAeRTNER'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _PLACES_ BAKER BAUMGAeRTNER'S ESTABLISHMENT.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

BostonnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

ChristmasnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

ConounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

ColonialadjectiveUS /kəˈloʊniəl/

of or relating to or characteristic of or inhabiting a colony

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

dilapidatedadjectiveUS /dəˈlæpədeɪtɪd/

in deplorable condition

From this reading Small and dilapidated.

ESTABLISHMENTnounUS /ɪˈstæblɪʃmənt/

the act of forming or establishing something

From this reading _PLACES_ BAKER BAUMGAeRTNER'S ESTABLISHMENT.

flourishingadjectiveUS /ˈflɜːrɪʃɪŋ/

very lively and profitable

From this reading Large and flourishing.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

LargeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Large and flourishing.

M'CARTY

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE M'CARTY ABODE.

PLACESnounUS /ˈpleɪsəz/

plural of “place” — a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading _PLACES_ BAKER BAUMGAeRTNER'S ESTABLISHMENT.

PressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

Simonds

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

SmalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Small and dilapidated.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

TIMEnounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

UnounUS /juː/

a base containing nitrogen that is found in RNA (but not in DNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading Colonial Press _C. H. Simonds & Co._ _Boston, U. S. A._ _TIME_ The day before Christmas and Christmas day.

Chapter 1 of The Misfit Christmas Puddings by Consolation Club holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Colonial
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Press
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Simonds
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Boston
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