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The Misplaced Battleship

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.
But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.
The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.
I must have gone through that door without breaking step.
Quiet as I was though, Inskipp still heard me.
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The Misplaced Battleship

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Misplaced Battleship is here in full — 449 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.
/ɪt maɪt siːm ə ˈlɪtəl ˈkerləs tuː luːz træk ʌv ˈsʌmθɪŋ æz bɪɡ æz ə ˈbætəlʃɪp bʌt ˌɪntərˈstelər speɪs ɪz ɑːn ə ˈdɪfərənt skeɪl ʌv ˈmæɡnətuːd/
Line 2
But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.
Line 3
The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.
Line 4
I must have gone through that door without breaking step.
/aɪ mʌst hæv ɡɔːn θruː ðæt dɔːr wɪˈθaʊt ˈbreɪkɪŋ step/
Line 5
Quiet as I was though, Inskipp still heard me.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

battleship noun US /ˈbætəlʃɪp/

large and heavily armoured warship

From this reading “_It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.”

cracking noun US /ˈkrækɪŋ/

a sudden sharp noise

From this reading “But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.”

drum noun US /drʌm/

a musical percussion instrument; usually consists of a hollow cylinder with a membrane stretched across each end

From this reading “The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.”

interstellar adjective US /ˌɪntərˈstelər/

between or among stars

From this reading “_It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.”

magnitude noun US /ˈmæɡnətuːd/

the property of relative size or extent (whether large or small)

From this reading “_It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.”

misplaced adjective US /mɪˈspleɪst/

put in the wrong place or position

From this reading “But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.”

safes noun US /seɪfs/

plural of “safe” — strongbox where valuables can be safely kept

From this reading “But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.”

tumbler noun US /ˈtʌmblər/

a gymnast who performs rolls and somersaults and twists etc.

From this reading “The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

battleshipnounUS /ˈbætəlʃɪp/

large and heavily armoured warship

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

breakingnounUS /ˈbreɪkɪŋ/

the act of breaking something

From this reading I must have gone through that door without breaking step.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

carelessadjectiveUS /ˈkerləs/

marked by lack of attention or consideration or forethought or thoroughness; not careful

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

crackingnounUS /ˈkrækɪŋ/

a sudden sharp noise

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

dangerousadjectiveUS /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/

involving or causing danger or risk; liable to hurt or harm

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

drumnounUS /drʌm/

a musical percussion instrument; usually consists of a hollow cylinder with a membrane stretched across each end

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

easieradjectiveUS /ˈiːziər/

comparative of “easy” — posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading I must have gone through that door without breaking step.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I must have gone through that door without breaking step.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading Quiet as I was though, Inskipp still heard me.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

Inskipp

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Quiet as I was though, Inskipp still heard me.

Inskipp's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

interstellaradjectiveUS /ˌɪntərˈstelər/

between or among stars

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

locksnounUS /lɑːks/

plural of “lock” — a fastener fitted to a door or drawer to keep it firmly closed

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

loseverbUS /luːz/

fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

magnitudenounUS /ˈmæɡnətuːd/

the property of relative size or extent (whether large or small)

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Quiet as I was though, Inskipp still heard me.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

misplacedadjectiveUS /mɪˈspleɪst/

put in the wrong place or position

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I must have gone through that door without breaking step.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

old-fashionedadjectiveUS /ˌoʊldˈfæʃənd/

out of fashion

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

pickverbUS /pɪk/

select carefully from a group

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

pickingnounUS /ˈpɪkɪŋ/

the quantity of a crop that is harvested

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

quartersnounUS /ˈkwɔːrtərz/

housing available for people to live in

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

QuietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading Quiet as I was though, Inskipp still heard me.

safesnounUS /seɪfs/

plural of “safe” — strongbox where valuables can be safely kept

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

scalenounUS /skeɪl/

an ordered reference standard

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

spacenounUS /speɪs/

the unlimited expanse in which everything is located

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

stepnounUS /step/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading I must have gone through that door without breaking step.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Quiet as I was though, Inskipp still heard me.

teethnounUS /tiːθ/

the kind and number and arrangement of teeth (collectively) in a person or animal

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Quiet as I was though, Inskipp still heard me.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading I must have gone through that door without breaking step.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

tracknounUS /træk/

a line or route along which something travels or moves

From this reading _It might seem a little careless to lose track of something as big as a battleship ... but interstellar space is on a different scale of magnitude.

tumblernounUS /ˈtʌmblər/

a gymnast who performs rolls and somersaults and twists etc.

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The door to Inskipp's private quarters had an old-fashioned tumbler drum that was easier to pick than my teeth.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading I must have gone through that door without breaking step.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading But a misplaced battleship--in the wrong hands!--can be most dangerous._ When it comes to picking locks and cracking safes I admit to no master.

Chapter 1 of The Misplaced Battleship by Harry Harrison holds 449 sentences, grouped into 90 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Might
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