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The Misplaced Battleship

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Misplaced Battleship is here in full — 444 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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* * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.
A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.
It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.
I chewed my lip with jealousy.
Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Misplaced Battleship

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Misplaced Battleship is here in full — 444 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
* * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.
/bɪt baɪ bɪt ə ˈpætərn ˈstɑːrtɪd tuː ɪˈmɜːrdʒ/
Line 2
A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.
Line 3
It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.
/ɪt kʊd ˈoʊnli hæv bɪn kənˈsiːvd baɪ ə maɪnd æz ˈbrɪljəntli ˈkrʊkəd æz maɪ oʊn/
Line 4
I chewed my lip with jealousy.
/aɪ tʃuːd maɪ lɪp wɪð ˈdʒeləsi/
Line 5
Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.
/laɪk ɔːl ɡreɪt aɪˈdiːəz ðɪs wʌn wɑːz ˈbeɪsɪkli ˈsɪmpəl/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

basically adverb US /ˈbeɪsɪkli/

in essence; at bottom or by one's (or its) very nature

From this reading “Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.”

bribery noun US /ˈbraɪbəri/

the practice of offering something (usually money) in order to gain an illicit advantage

From this reading “A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.”

brilliantly adverb US /ˈbrɪljəntli/

with brightness

From this reading “It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.”

chewed verb US /tʃuːd/

past form of “chew” — chew (food); to bite and grind with the teeth

From this reading “I chewed my lip with jealousy.”

chicanery noun US /ʃɪˈkeɪnəri/

the use of tricks to deceive someone (usually to extract money from them)

From this reading “A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.”

emerge verb US /ɪˈmɜːrdʒ/

come out into view, as from concealment

From this reading “* * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.”

falsehood noun US /ˈfælshʊd/

a false statement

From this reading “A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.”

forgery noun US /ˈfɔːrdʒəri/

a copy that is represented as the original

From this reading “A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

basicallyadverbUS /ˈbeɪsɪkli/

in essence; at bottom or by one's (or its) very nature

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

BitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading * * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.

briberynounUS /ˈbraɪbəri/

the practice of offering something (usually money) in order to gain an illicit advantage

From this reading A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.

brilliantlyadverbUS /ˈbrɪljəntli/

with brightness

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading * * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.

chewedverbUS /tʃuːd/

past form of “chew” — chew (food); to bite and grind with the teeth

From this reading I chewed my lip with jealousy.

chicanerynounUS /ʃɪˈkeɪnəri/

the use of tricks to deceive someone (usually to extract money from them)

From this reading A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.

conceivedverbUS /kənˈsiːvd/

past form of “conceive” — have the idea for

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

crookedadjectiveUS /ˈkrʊkəd/

having or marked by bends or angles; not straight or aligned

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

delicateadjectiveUS /ˈdeləkət/

exquisitely fine and subtle and pleasing; susceptible to injury

From this reading A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.

emergeverbUS /ɪˈmɜːrdʒ/

come out into view, as from concealment

From this reading * * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.

falsehoodnounUS /ˈfælshʊd/

a false statement

From this reading A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.

forgerynounUS /ˈfɔːrdʒəri/

a copy that is represented as the original

From this reading A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I chewed my lip with jealousy.

ideasnounUS /aɪˈdiːəz/

plural of “idea” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

jealousynounUS /ˈdʒeləsi/

a feeling of jealous envy (especially of a rival)

From this reading I chewed my lip with jealousy.

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

lipnounUS /lɪp/

either of two fleshy folds of tissue that surround the mouth and play a role in speaking

From this reading I chewed my lip with jealousy.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading It could only have been conceived by a mind as brilliantly crooked as my own.

patternnounUS /ˈpætərn/

a perceptual structure

From this reading * * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.

simpleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading * * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading * * * * * Bit by bit a pattern started to emerge.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Like all great ideas, this one was basically simple.

webwork

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A delicate webwork of forgery, bribery, chicanery and falsehood.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I chewed my lip with jealousy.

Chapter 2 of The Misplaced Battleship by Harry Harrison holds 444 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 444 sentences of The Misplaced Battleship, unabridged, divided into 89 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of The Misplaced Battleship by Harry Harrison exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 444 sentences, grouped into 89 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in The Misplaced Battleship

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Misplaced Battleship, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Might
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Little
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Careless
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Track
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