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The New Book of Nonsense

Chapter I

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Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.
There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.
There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.
There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.
Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!
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The New Book of Nonsense

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The New Book of Nonsense is here in full — 63 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.
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There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.
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There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.
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There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.
/ðer wɑːz ə jʌŋ ˈpɜːrsən ʌv ˈbɑːstən ənd ðə ˈveɪɡɪst ʌv daʊts ʃiː wɑːz tɔːst ɑːn/
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Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bagged verb US /bæɡd/

inflected form of “bag” — capture or kill, as in hunting

From this reading “There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.”

loamy adjective US /ˈloʊmi/

consisting of or having the character of loam

From this reading “There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.”

Sanitary adjective US /ˈsænɪteri/

free from filth and pathogens

From this reading “Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.”

sterile adjective US /ˈsterəl/

incapable of reproducing

From this reading “There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.”

stork noun US /stɔːrk/

large mostly Old World wading birds typically having white-and-black plumage

From this reading “Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.”

Trenton noun US /ˈtrentən/

capital of the state of New Jersey; located in western New Jersey on the Delaware river

From this reading “There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.”

vaguest adjective US /ˈveɪɡɪst/

superlative of “vague” — not clearly expressed or understood

From this reading “There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.”

Yankees noun US /ˈjæŋkiz/

plural of “yankee” — an American who lives in the North (especially during the American Civil War)

From this reading “There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Old Maid adjective + noun

an elderly unmarried woman

In this reading “There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.”

young person adjective + noun

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

In this reading “There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.”

Remarkable person adjective + noun

In this reading “Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!”

get up verb + adjective

rise to one's feet

In this reading “Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.”

without pause preposition + noun

In this reading “Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!”

old King adjective + noun

In this reading “There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.”

in the city preposition + article + noun counted as “in … city”

In this reading “There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

AidnounUS /eɪd/

a person or thing that is a resource that helps make something easier or possible to do

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

baggedverbUS /bæɡd/

inflected form of “bag” — capture or kill, as in hunting

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

bentnounUS /bent/

a relatively permanent inclination to react in a particular way

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

BostonnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

causenounUS /kɑːz/

events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!

CentraladjectiveUS /ˈsentrəl/

serving as an essential component

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

citynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

CommissionnounUS /kəˈmɪʃən/

a special group delegated to consider some matter

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

ContributionnounUS /ˌkɑːntrəˈbjuːʃən/

the effort contributed by a person in bringing about a result

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

Dahomeynoun

a country on western coast of Africa; formerly under French control

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

dandynounUS /ˈdændi/

a man who is much concerned with his dress and appearance

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

discoursed

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From this reading Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!

dont

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From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

doubtsnounUS /daʊts/

plural of “doubt” — the state of being unsure of something

From this reading There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.

effectnounUS /ɪˈfekt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!

essay'd

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From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

facultiesnounUS /ˈfækəltiz/

plural of “faculty” — one of the inherent cognitive or perceptual powers of the mind

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

FairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

how

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From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

inveigleverb

influence or urge by gentle urging, caressing, or flattering

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

Jiggers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

KingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

livedverbUS /lɪvd/

past form of “live” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

loamyadjectiveUS /ˈloʊmi/

consisting of or having the character of loam

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

MaidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

niggers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

pausenounUS /pɔːz/

a time interval during which there is a temporary cessation of something

From this reading Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.

pompousadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːmpəs/

puffed up with vanity

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

raffled

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

realmnounUS /relm/

a domain in which something is dominant

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

RemarkableadjectiveUS /rɪˈmɑːrkəbəl/

unusual or striking

From this reading Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

SanitaryadjectiveUS /ˈsænɪteri/

free from filth and pathogens

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

soldadjectiveUS /soʊld/

disposed of to a purchaser

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

sterileadjectiveUS /ˈsterəl/

incapable of reproducing

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

stiffadjectiveUS /stɪf/

not moving or operating freely

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

storknounUS /stɔːrk/

large mostly Old World wading birds typically having white-and-black plumage

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

tossedverbUS /tɔːst/

past form of “toss” — throw or toss with a light motion

From this reading There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

TrentonnounUS /ˈtrentən/

capital of the state of New Jersey; located in western New Jersey on the Delaware river

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

vaguestadjectiveUS /ˈveɪɡɪst/

superlative of “vague” — not clearly expressed or understood

From this reading There was a young person of Boston, And the vaguest of doubts she was tossed on.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

WhichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

WhosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Of effect and of cause She discoursed without pause: Remarkable person of Boston!

YankeesnounUS /ˈjæŋkiz/

plural of “yankee” — an American who lives in the North (especially during the American Civil War)

From this reading There was an old King of Dahomey, Whose realm was more sterile than loamy; So he bagged little "niggers" Which he sold at high Jiggers, To the Yankees who trade at Dahomey.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Contribution to the Great Central Fair In Aid of the Sanitary Commission A dandy came on from New York, As pompous and stiff as a stork, When he said, "if you dont know how to get up a show," They just raffled a dandy from York.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading There lived and Old Maid in the city of Trenton, who to marry a youth, all her faculties bent on, She essay'd every art, to inveigle the heart of every young Dandy in Trenton.

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