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The New Paul and Virginia

Chapter XII

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'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.
That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'
He soon put his resolve into practice.
He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.
'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.
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The New Paul and Virginia

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The New Paul and Virginia is here in full — 33 sentences across 7 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/6 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.
/wel sed ðə ˈkjʊrət ɪf aɪ meɪ nɑːt kɪs vərˈdʒɪnjə aɪ wɪl drɪŋk ˈbrændi ˌɪnˈsted/
Line 2
That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'
/ðæt wɪl meɪk miː ˈhæpi ɪˈnʌf ənd ðen wiː ʃæl ɔːl biː ˈreɪdiːənt/
Line 3
He soon put his resolve into practice.
/hiː suːn pʊt hɪz riˈzɑːlv ˈɪntuː ˈpræktəs/
Line 4
He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.
Line 5
'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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ache verb US /eɪk/

feel physical pain

From this reading “'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.”

brandy noun US /ˈbrændi/

distilled from wine or fermented fruit juice

From this reading “'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.”

curate noun US /ˈkjʊrət/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading “'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.”

drunk adjective US /drʌŋk/

stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading “'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.”

horribly adverb US /ˈhɔːrəbli/

of a dreadful kind

From this reading “'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.”

radiant adjective US /ˈreɪdiːənt/

radiating or as if radiating light

From this reading “That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'”

resolve verb US /riˈzɑːlv/

bring to an end; settle conclusively

From this reading “He soon put his resolve into practice.”

Virginia noun US /vərˈdʒɪnjə/

a state in the eastern United States; one of the original 13 colonies; one of the Confederate States in the American Civil War

From this reading “'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.”

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drink brandy verb + noun

In this reading “'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.”

get drunk verb + adjective

In this reading “'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.”

into practice preposition + noun

In this reading “He soon put his resolve into practice.”

of brandy preposition + noun

In this reading “He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

acheverbUS /eɪk/

feel physical pain

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

bottlenounUS /ˈbɑːtəl/

a glass or plastic vessel used for storing drinks or other liquids; typically cylindrical without handles and with a narrow neck that can be plugged or capped

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

brandynounUS /ˈbrændi/

distilled from wine or fermented fruit juice

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

curatenounUS /ˈkjʊrət/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

drunkadjectiveUS /drʌŋk/

stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

FoolishadjectiveUS /ˈfuːlɪʃ/

devoid of good sense or judgment

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He soon put his resolve into practice.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He soon put his resolve into practice.

horriblyadverbUS /ˈhɔːrəbli/

of a dreadful kind

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He soon put his resolve into practice.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

kissnounUS /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

one's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

palm-tree

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading He soon put his resolve into practice.

ProfessornounUS /prəˈfesər/

someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading He soon put his resolve into practice.

radiantadjectiveUS /ˈreɪdiːənt/

radiating or as if radiating light

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

resolveverbUS /riˈzɑːlv/

bring to an end; settle conclusively

From this reading He soon put his resolve into practice.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading He soon put his resolve into practice.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading 'Foolish man!' said the Professor; 'I was never drunk myself, it is true; but I know that to get drunk makes one's head ache horribly.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

VirginianounUS /vərˈdʒɪnjə/

a state in the eastern United States; one of the original 13 colonies; one of the Confederate States in the American Civil War

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He got a bottle of brandy, he sat himself down under a palm-tree, and told the Professor he was going to make an afternoon of it.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading That will make me happy enough; and then we shall all be radiant.'

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading 'Well,' said the curate, 'if I may not kiss Virginia, I will drink brandy instead.

Chapter 12 of The New Paul and Virginia by W. H. (William Hurrell) Mallock holds 33 sentences, grouped into 7 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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