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The New Pun Book

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.
Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.
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The New Pun Book

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The New Pun Book is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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/ˈɑːbviəs ˌtaɪpəˈɡræfɪkəl ˈerərz hæv bɪn kərˈektəd/
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For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.
/fɔːr ə kəmˈpliːt lɪst pliːz siː ðə end ʌv ðɪs ˈdɑːkjəment/
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Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.
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Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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completeness noun US /kəmˈpliːtnəs/

the state of being complete and entire; having everything that is needed

From this reading “Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.”

juxtapositions noun US /ˌdʒʌkstəpəˈzɪʃənz/

plural of “juxtaposition” — the act of positioning close together (or side by side)

From this reading “Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.”

Punjab noun US /pənˈdʒɑːb/

a historical region on northwestern India and northern Pakistan

From this reading “| | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.”

puny adjective US /ˈpjuːni/

inferior in strength or significance

From this reading “Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.”

resorting verb US /rɪˈzɔːrtɪŋ/

-ing form of “resort” — have recourse to

From this reading “Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.”

Scholarly adjective US /ˈskɑːlərli/

characteristic of scholars or scholarship

From this reading “Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.”

typographical adjective US /ˌtaɪpəˈɡræfɪkəl/

relating to or occurring or used in typography

From this reading “+-----------------------------------------------------------+ | | | | | Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.”

vulgarity noun US /vəlˈɡerɪti/

the quality of lacking taste and refinement

From this reading “Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading +-----------------------------------------------------------+ | | | | | Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

cloaknounUS /kloʊk/

anything that covers or conceals

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

completeverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

completenessnounUS /kəmˈpliːtnəs/

the state of being complete and entire; having everything that is needed

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

contriveverbUS /kənˈtraɪv/

make or work out a plan for; devise

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

correctedadjectiveUS /kərˈektəd/

having something undesirable neutralized

From this reading +-----------------------------------------------------------+ | | | | | Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.

countrymannounUS /ˈkʌntrimən/

a man from your own country

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

coververbUS /ˈkʌvər/

provide with a covering or cause to be covered

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

culturenounUS /ˈkʌltʃər/

a particular society at a particular time and place

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

delightedadjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtəd/

greatly pleased

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

documentnounUS /ˈdɑːkjəment/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

errorsnounUS /ˈerərz/

plural of “error” — a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading +-----------------------------------------------------------+ | | | | | Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

exercisenounUS /ˈeksərsaɪz/

the activity of exerting your muscles in various ways to keep fit

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

expressverbUS /ɪkˈspres/

give expression to

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

famousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

flavornounUS /ˈfleɪvər/

the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

gracenounUS /ɡreɪs/

(Christian theology) a state of sanctification by God; the state of one who is under such divine influence

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading +-----------------------------------------------------------+ | | | | | Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.

improveverbUS /ˌɪmˈpruːv/

to make better

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

instantlyadverbUS /ˈɪnstəntli/

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

Jaberjee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

juxtapositionsnounUS /ˌdʒʌkstəpəˈzɪʃənz/

plural of “juxtaposition” — the act of positioning close together (or side by side)

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

lacknounUS /læk/

the state of needing something that is absent or unavailable

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

languagenounUS /ˈlæŋɡwədʒ/

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

listverbUS /lɪst/

give or make a list of; name individually; give the names of

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

mindsnounUS /maɪndz/

plural of “mind” — that which is responsible for one's thoughts, feelings, and conscious brain functions; the seat of the faculty of reason

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

ObviousadjectiveUS /ˈɑːbviəs/

easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind

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ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

precisionnounUS /priˈsɪʒən/

the quality of being reproducible in amount or performance

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

punctiliousnessnoun

strict attention to minute details

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

Pundit's

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From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

pungencies

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

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PunjabnounUS /pənˈdʒɑːb/

a historical region on northwestern India and northern Pakistan

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

punyadjectiveUS /ˈpjuːni/

inferior in strength or significance

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

purestadjectiveUS /ˈpjʊrəst/

superlative of “pure” — free of extraneous elements of any kind

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

rejoiceverbUS /rɪˈdʒɔɪs/

feel happiness or joy

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

resortingverbUS /rɪˈzɔːrtɪŋ/

-ing form of “resort” — have recourse to

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

ScholarlyadjectiveUS /ˈskɑːlərli/

characteristic of scholars or scholarship

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

shadenounUS /ʃeɪd/

relative darkness caused by light rays being intercepted by an opaque body

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

slangverbUS /slæŋ/

use slang or vulgar language

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

speechnounUS /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

striveverbUS /straɪv/

attempt by employing effort

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading For | | a complete list, please see the end of this document.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

ThusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

typographicaladjectiveUS /ˌtaɪpəˈɡræfɪkəl/

relating to or occurring or used in typography

From this reading +-----------------------------------------------------------+ | | | | | Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.

unexpectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd/

not expected or anticipated

From this reading Scholarly men who rejoice in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to improve its flavor and precision by exercise in these unexpected juxtapositions.

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

vulgaritynounUS /vəlˈɡerɪti/

the quality of lacking taste and refinement

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

wherewith

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in all pungencies of speech.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Thus, as with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr. Jaberjee, though they use the purest language, they can instantly express every shade of thought with grace and completeness without resorting to slang:--that ready cloak wherewith puny minds strive to cover their vulgarity and lack of culture.

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A word that appears in the opening chapter of The New Pun Book; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
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A word that appears in the opening chapter of The New Pun Book; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.