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The New Pun Book

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The New Pun Book is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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JONES--What's that?
SMITH--The Easter bonnet.
* * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."
"That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"
"Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."
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The New Pun Book

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The New Pun Book is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
JONES--What's that?
Line 2
SMITH--The Easter bonnet.
Line 3
* * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."
/ɪn wʌn weɪ ðə klɑːk ˈmeɪkərz ɑːr ˌɪndɪˈpendənt ʌv ˈleɪbər ˈtrʌbəlz/
Line 4
"That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"
Line 5
"Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."
/ˈsɪmpli bɪˈkɔːz ɪn klɑːk wɜːrks ðə hændz ˈnevər straɪk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bonnet noun US /ˈbɑːnət/

a hat tied under the chin

From this reading “SMITH--The Easter bonnet.”

Easter noun US /ˈiːstər/

a Christian celebration of the Resurrection of Christ; celebrated on the Sunday following the first full moon after the vernal equinox

From this reading “SMITH--The Easter bonnet.”

fortunate adjective US /ˈfɔːrtʃənət/

having unexpected good fortune

From this reading “"That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"”

independent adjective US /ˌɪndɪˈpendənt/

free from external control and constraint

From this reading “* * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."”

innocently adverb US /ˈɪnəsəntli/

in a not unlawful manner

From this reading “"That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"”

labor noun US /ˈleɪbər/

a social class comprising those who do manual labor or work for wages

From this reading “* * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."”

makers noun US /ˈmeɪkərz/

plural of “maker” — a person who makes things

From this reading “* * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."”

troubles noun US /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading “* * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."”

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areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading "Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."

bonnetnounUS /ˈbɑːnət/

a hat tied under the chin

From this reading SMITH--The Easter bonnet.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

clocknounUS /klɑːk/

a timepiece that shows the time of day

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

EasternounUS /ˈiːstər/

a Christian celebration of the Resurrection of Christ; celebrated on the Sunday following the first full moon after the vernal equinox

From this reading SMITH--The Easter bonnet.

fortunateadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrtʃənət/

having unexpected good fortune

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading "Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

independentadjectiveUS /ˌɪndɪˈpendənt/

free from external control and constraint

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

innocentlyadverbUS /ˈɪnəsəntli/

in a not unlawful manner

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

JONESnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading JONES--What's that?

labornounUS /ˈleɪbər/

a social class comprising those who do manual labor or work for wages

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

makersnounUS /ˈmeɪkərz/

plural of “maker” — a person who makes things

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

SimplyadverbUS /ˈsɪmpli/

and nothing more

From this reading "Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."

SMITHnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading SMITH--The Easter bonnet.

strikeverbUS /straɪk/

deliver a sharp blow, as with the hand, fist, or weapon

From this reading "Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading JONES--What's that?

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SMITH--The Easter bonnet.

troublesnounUS /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading * * * * * "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."

What's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading JONES--What's that?

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading "That's very fortunate, isn't it," said his wife innocently, "but how?"

worksnounUS /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading "Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."

Chapter 2 of The New Pun Book by Thomas A.[Compiler] Brown holds 420 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of The New Pun Book contain?

Chapter 2 holds 420 sentences of The New Pun Book, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of The New Pun Book by Thomas A.[Compiler] Brown exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 420 sentences, grouped into 84 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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