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Chapter III · Chapter 3

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TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?
JOHNNY--The conductor of a sleeping-car.
* * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"
* * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."
"Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."
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The New Pun Book

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The New Pun Book is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?
Line 2
JOHNNY--The conductor of a sleeping-car.
Line 3
* * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"
Line 4
* * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."
/aɪ æm toʊld ˈlɪntʃɪŋ ɪz ə ˈpæstaɪm ɪn ðɪs ˈsekʃən/
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"Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."
/wel wiː duː luːp ðə luːp əˈkeɪʒənəli/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

boss noun US /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading “TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?”

conductor noun US /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading “JOHNNY--The conductor of a sleeping-car.”

Johnny noun US /ˈdʒɑːni/

“Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

From this reading “TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?”

loop verb US /luːp/

move in loops

From this reading “"Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."”

lynching noun US /ˈlɪntʃɪŋ/

putting a person to death by mob action without due process of law

From this reading “* * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."”

pastime noun US /ˈpæstaɪm/

a diversion that occupies one's time and thoughts (usually pleasantly)

From this reading “* * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."”

section noun US /ˈsekʃən/

a self-contained part of a larger composition (written or musical)

From this reading “TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?”

teacher noun US /ˈtiːtʃər/

a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading “TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading * * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."

becomingadjectiveUS /bɪˈkʌmɪŋ/

according with custom or propriety

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

bossnounUS /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

conductornounUS /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading JOHNNY--The conductor of a sleeping-car.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

healthnounUS /helθ/

a healthy state of wellbeing free from disease

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading * * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

JohnnynounUS /ˈdʒɑːni/

“Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

loopverbUS /luːp/

move in loops

From this reading "Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."

lynchingnounUS /ˈlɪntʃɪŋ/

putting a person to death by mob action without due process of law

From this reading * * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

objectnounUS /ˈɑːbdʒekt/

a tangible and visible entity; an entity that can cast a shadow

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

occasionallyadverbUS /əˈkeɪʒənəli/

sporadically and infrequently

From this reading "Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading JOHNNY--The conductor of a sleeping-car.

particularlyadverbUS /ˌpɑːrˈtɪkjələrli/

to a distinctly greater extent or degree than is common

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

pastimenounUS /ˈpæstaɪm/

a diversion that occupies one's time and thoughts (usually pleasantly)

From this reading * * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."

PERSONALadjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrsɪnəl/

concerning or affecting a particular person or his or her private life and personality

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

sectionnounUS /ˈsekʃən/

a self-contained part of a larger composition (written or musical)

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

sleeping-car

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading JOHNNY--The conductor of a sleeping-car.

TEACHERnounUS /ˈtiːtʃər/

a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading JOHNNY--The conductor of a sleeping-car.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading * * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading * * * * * "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

widowhoodnoun

the time of a woman's life when she is a widow

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading * * * * * PERSONAL--"'A young woman, to whom black is particularly becoming, would like to meet a gentleman in poor health; object, widowhood.'"

Chapter 3 of The New Pun Book by Thomas A.[Compiler] Brown holds 396 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 3 holds 396 sentences of The New Pun Book, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of The New Pun Book by Thomas A.[Compiler] Brown exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 396 sentences, grouped into 80 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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