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Chapter V · Chapter 5

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* * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"
"I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."
* * * * * "Have you much room in your new flat?"
"Room!
Mercy me, I should think not.
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The New Pun Book

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The New Pun Book is here in full — 401 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
* * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"
Line 2
"I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."
Line 3
* * * * * "Have you much room in your new flat?"
/hæv juː mʌtʃ ruːm ɪn jɔːr nuː flæt/
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"Room!
/ruːm/
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Mercy me, I should think not.
/ˈmɜːrsi miː aɪ ʃʊd θɪŋk nɑːt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anxiously adverb US /ˈæŋkʃəsli/

with anxiety or apprehension

From this reading “* * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"”

careful adjective US /ˈkerfəl/

exercising caution or showing care or attention

From this reading “"I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."”

domestic adjective US /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading “"I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."”

flat adjective US /flæt/

having a surface without slope, tilt in which no part is higher or lower than another

From this reading “* * * * * "Have you much room in your new flat?"”

ma'am noun US /mæm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “"I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."”

master's noun US /ˈmæstərz/

possessive form of “master” — an artist of consummate skill

From this reading “* * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"”

wash verb US /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading “"I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."”

whereabouts noun US /ˈwerəbaʊts/

the general location where something is

From this reading “* * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

anxiouslyadverbUS /ˈæŋkʃəsli/

with anxiety or apprehension

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

carefuladjectiveUS /ˈkerfəl/

exercising caution or showing care or attention

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

domesticadjectiveUS /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

flatadjectiveUS /flæt/

having a surface without slope, tilt in which no part is higher or lower than another

From this reading * * * * * "Have you much room in your new flat?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading * * * * * "Have you much room in your new flat?"

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

housemaidnoun

a female domestic

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

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From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

inquiredverbUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərd/

past form of “inquire” — address a question to and expect an answer from

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

ma'amnounUS /mæm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

master'snounUS /ˈmæstərz/

possessive form of “master” — an artist of consummate skill

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Mercy me, I should think not.

MercynounUS /ˈmɜːrsi/

leniency and compassion shown toward offenders by a person or agency charged with administering justice

From this reading Mercy me, I should think not.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading * * * * * "Have you much room in your new flat?"

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading * * * * * "Have you much room in your new flat?"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading * * * * * "Have you much room in your new flat?"

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Mercy me, I should think not.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

washverbUS /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they are in the wash."

whereaboutsnounUS /ˈwerəbaʊts/

the general location where something is

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading * * * * * A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"

Chapter 5 of The New Pun Book by Thomas A.[Compiler] Brown holds 401 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 401 sentences of The New Pun Book, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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