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The Night Club

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Night Club is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Alas!" he concluded.
"The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."
"I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.
"Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.
"An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."
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The Night Club

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Night Club is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Alas!" he concluded.
/əˈlæs hiː kənˈkluːdəd/
Line 2
"The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."
/ðə ˈtrædʒədi ʌv laɪf ɪz ðæt ɪt ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz ðə rɔːŋ ˈwʊmən huː əˈpriːʃieɪts ə mænz noʊˈbɪləti/
Line 3
"I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.
Line 4
"Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.
Line 5
"An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

appreciate verb US /əˈpriːʃieɪt/

recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading “"I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.”

appreciates verb US /əˈpriːʃieɪts/

third-person singular of “appreciate” — recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading “"The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."”

disadvantages noun US /ˌdɪsədˈvæntɪdʒɪz/

plural of “disadvantage” — the quality of having an inferior or less favorable position

From this reading “"An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."”

lucky adjective US /ˈlʌki/

occurring by chance

From this reading “"Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.”

matrimony noun US /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading “"An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."”

meals noun US /miːlz/

plural of “meal” — the food served and eaten at one time

From this reading “"An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."”

nobility noun US /noʊˈbɪləti/

a privileged class holding hereditary titles

From this reading “"The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."”

tragedy noun US /ˈtrædʒədi/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading “"The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

thousand years noun + noun

In this reading “"An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."”

three thousand noun + noun

In this reading “"An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."”

insisted on verb + particle counted as “insist on”

In this reading “"An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."”

at the conclusion preposition + article + noun counted as “at … conclusion”

In this reading “"I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.”

All words in this reading · 62

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

AlasexclamationUS /əˈlæs/

used to show sadness, pity, or regret

From this reading "Alas!" he concluded.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

appreciateverbUS /əˈpriːʃieɪt/

recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

appreciatesverbUS /əˈpriːʃieɪts/

third-person singular of “appreciate” — recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading "Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.

Bindle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

concludedadjectiveUS /kənˈkluːdəd/

having come or been brought to a conclusion

From this reading "Alas!" he concluded.

conclusionnounUS /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

DareverbUS /der/

take upon oneself; act presumptuously, without permission

From this reading "Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.

disadvantagesnounUS /ˌdɪsədˈvæntɪdʒɪz/

plural of “disadvantage” — the quality of having an inferior or less favorable position

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

fogeynoun

someone whose style is out of fashion

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Alas!" he concluded.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

insistedverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɪstəd/

past form of “insist” — be emphatic or resolute and refuse to budge

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading "Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

livedverbUS /lɪvd/

past form of “live” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

luckyadjectiveUS /ˈlʌki/

occurring by chance

From this reading "Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

matrimonynounUS /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

mealsnounUS /miːlz/

plural of “meal” — the food served and eaten at one time

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

nobilitynounUS /noʊˈbɪləti/

a privileged class holding hereditary titles

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

takingnounUS /ˈteɪkɪŋ/

the act of someone who picks up or takes something

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I never got no woman to appreciate my nobility wrong _or_ right, sir," said Bindle, at the conclusion of the story.

tragedynounUS /ˈtrædʒədi/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading "The tragedy of life is that it is always the wrong woman who appreciates a man’s nobility."

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, you’re a lucky man, J.B.," said Dare.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "An old fogey who lived some three thousand years ago said one of the disadvantages of matrimony was that your wife insisted on taking her meals with you."

Chapter 8 of The Night Club by Herbert George Jenkins holds 411 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 8 holds 411 sentences of The Night Club, unabridged, divided into 83 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of The Night Club by Herbert George Jenkins exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 411 sentences, grouped into 83 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Cahill
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