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The Non-Electronic Bug

Chapter I

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_There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.
What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.
The stranger might be me.
Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.
Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Non-Electronic Bug

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Non-Electronic Bug is here in full — 273 sentences across 55 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/54 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.
Line 2
What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.
/wʌt aɪ æm ɪz ə ˈdʒiːnjəs ənd aɪ ɡɪv juː ə piːs ʌv ædˈvaɪs duː nɑːt ˈevər pleɪ kɑːrdz wɪð ə ˈstreɪndʒər/
Line 3
The stranger might be me.
/ðə ˈstreɪndʒər maɪt biː miː/
Line 4
Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.
/wer ðer ɑːr dɪˈdʒenərət kɑːrd ˈpleɪərz ərˈaʊnd aɪ səmˈtaɪmz ɡet ə kɔːl/
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Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

card noun US /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading “Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.”

cards noun US /kɑːrdz/

a game played with playing cards

From this reading “What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.”

cents noun US /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading “_There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.”

degenerate noun US /dɪˈdʒenərət/

a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

From this reading “Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.”

dice noun US /daɪs/

a small cube with 1 to 6 spots on the six faces; used in gambling to generate random numbers

From this reading “Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.”

gamble verb US /ˈɡæmbəl/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading “_There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.”

legitimate adjective US /ləˈdʒɪtəmət/

of marriages and offspring; recognized as lawful

From this reading “_There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.”

players noun US /ˈpleɪərz/

plural of “player” — a person who participates in or is skilled at some game

From this reading “Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

play cards verb + noun

In this reading “What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.”

five cents noun + noun counted as “five cent”

In this reading “_There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.”

All words in this reading · 67

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

advicenounUS /ædˈvaɪs/

a proposal for an appropriate course of action

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

cardsnounUS /kɑːrdz/

a game played with playing cards

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

centsnounUS /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

degeneratenounUS /dɪˈdʒenərət/

a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

dicenounUS /daɪs/

a small cube with 1 to 6 spots on the six faces; used in gambling to generate random numbers

From this reading Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

gambleverbUS /ˈɡæmbəl/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

geniusnounUS /ˈdʒiːnjəs/

someone who has exceptional intellectual ability and originality

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

handleverbUS /ˈhændəl/

be in charge of, act on, or dispose of

From this reading Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

legitimateadjectiveUS /ləˈdʒɪtəmət/

of marriages and offspring; recognized as lawful

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

machinenounUS /məˈʃiːn/

any mechanical or electrical device that transmits or modifies energy to perform or assist in the performance of human tasks

From this reading Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The stranger might be me.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading The stranger might be me.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

playersnounUS /ˈpleɪərz/

plural of “player” — a person who participates in or is skilled at some game

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

strangernounUS /ˈstreɪndʒər/

anyone who does not belong in the environment in which they are found

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

systemnounUS /ˈsɪstəm/

instrumentality that combines interrelated interacting artifacts designed to work as a coherent entity

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The stranger might be me.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Not dice--I don't have a machine to handle them.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

tip-offnoun

inside information that something is going to happen

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Where there are degenerate card players around, I sometimes get a call.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There couldn't be a better tip-off system than mine--it wasn't possible--but he had one!_ I wouldn't take five cents off a legitimate man, but if they want to gamble that's another story.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading What I am is a genius, and I give you a piece of advice: Do not ever play cards with a stranger.

Chapter 1 of The Non-Electronic Bug by E. Mittleman holds 273 sentences, grouped into 55 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Couldn't
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Better
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Tip-off
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System
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