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The Nostalgia Gene

Chapter I

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If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!
Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.
Certainly he was the darling of the old ladies and the despair of the young.
The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.
Handsome enough he was.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Nostalgia Gene

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Nostalgia Gene is here in full — 293 sentences across 59 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/58 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!
Line 2
Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.
/foʊks huː nuː ˈedɡər ˈevənz sed hiː wɑːz ə streɪndʒ jʌŋ mæn/
Line 3
Certainly he was the darling of the old ladies and the despair of the young.
/ˈsɜːrtənli hiː wɑːz ðə ˈdɑːrlɪŋ ʌv ðə oʊld ˈleɪdiz ənd ðə dɪˈsper ʌv ðə jʌŋ/
Line 4
The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.
/ðə ˈstɜːrnəst ˈfɑːðərz ˈpɑːzətɪvli biːmd wen ˈedɡər kɔːld fɔːr ðer ˈdɔːtərz bʌt ˈfeloʊz hɪz oʊn eɪdʒ dɪˈklerd ɪn ðə əˈθɔːrəteɪtɪv toʊnz ʌv juːθ ðæt ˈedɡər wɑːz ə skwer/
Line 5
Handsome enough he was.
/ˈhænsəm ɪˈnʌf hiː wɑːz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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authoritative adjective US /əˈθɔːrəteɪtɪv/

having authority or ascendancy or influence

From this reading “The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.”

beamed verb US /biːmd/

past form of “beam” — smile radiantly; express joy through one's facial expression

From this reading “The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.”

Edgar noun US /ˈedɡər/

the younger brother of Edwy who became king of Northumbria when it renounced Edwy; on Edwy's death he succeeded to the throne of England (944-975)

From this reading “If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!”

Edgar's noun US /ˈedɡərz/

possessive form of “edgar” — the younger brother of Edwy who became king of Northumbria when it renounced Edwy; on Edwy's death he succeeded to the throne of England (944-975)

From this reading “If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!”

Evans noun US /ˈevənz/

United States anatomist who identified four pituitary hormones and discovered vitamin E (1882-1971)

From this reading “Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.”

fathers noun US /ˈfɑːðərz/

plural of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.”

positively adverb US /ˈpɑːzətɪvli/

extremely

From this reading “The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.”

sternest adjective US /ˈstɜːrnəst/

superlative of “stern” — of a stern or strict bearing or demeanor; forbidding in aspect

From this reading “The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

authoritative tones adjective + noun counted as “authoritative tone”

In this reading “The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.”

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.”

old ladies adjective + noun counted as “old lady”

your own wife

In this reading “Certainly he was the darling of the old ladies and the despair of the young.”

own age verb + noun

In this reading “The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.”

old days adjective + noun

In this reading “If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Certainly he was the darling of the old ladies and the despair of the young.

authoritativeadjectiveUS /əˈθɔːrəteɪtɪv/

having authority or ascendancy or influence

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

beamedverbUS /biːmd/

past form of “beam” — smile radiantly; express joy through one's facial expression

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

blameverbUS /bleɪm/

put or pin the blame on

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

CertainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading Certainly he was the darling of the old ladies and the despair of the young.

darlingnounUS /ˈdɑːrlɪŋ/

a special loved one

From this reading Certainly he was the darling of the old ladies and the despair of the young.

daughtersnounUS /ˈdɔːtərz/

plural of “daughter” — a female human offspring

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

declaredadjectiveUS /dɪˈklerd/

made known or openly avowed

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

despairnounUS /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading Certainly he was the darling of the old ladies and the despair of the young.

EdgarnounUS /ˈedɡər/

the younger brother of Edwy who became king of Northumbria when it renounced Edwy; on Edwy's death he succeeded to the throne of England (944-975)

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

Edgar'snounUS /ˈedɡərz/

possessive form of “edgar” — the younger brother of Edwy who became king of Northumbria when it renounced Edwy; on Edwy's death he succeeded to the throne of England (944-975)

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading Handsome enough he was.

EvansnounUS /ˈevənz/

United States anatomist who identified four pituitary hormones and discovered vitamin E (1882-1971)

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

fathersnounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

plural of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

fellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

FolksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

grandmothernounUS /ˈɡrændmʌðər/

the mother of your father or mother

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

HandsomeadjectiveUS /ˈhænsəm/

pleasing in appearance especially by reason of conformity to ideals of form and proportion

From this reading Handsome enough he was.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading Certainly he was the darling of the old ladies and the despair of the young.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

positivelyadverbUS /ˈpɑːzətɪvli/

extremely

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

squareverbUS /skwer/

make square

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

sternestadjectiveUS /ˈstɜːrnəst/

superlative of “stern” — of a stern or strict bearing or demeanor; forbidding in aspect

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

tonesnounUS /toʊnz/

plural of “tone” — the quality of a person's voice

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Folks who knew Edgar Evans said he was a strange young man.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you cannot get the "good old days" out of your mind, there is only one person to blame--Edgar's grandmother!

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading The sternest fathers positively beamed when Edgar called for their daughters, but fellows his own age declared in the authoritative tones of youth that Edgar was a square.

Chapter 1 of The Nostalgia Gene by Roy Hutchins holds 293 sentences, grouped into 59 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 293 sentences of The Nostalgia Gene, unabridged, divided into 59 reading sections.

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Cannot
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Person
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Blame--edgar's
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Grandmother
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