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The Old Card

Chapter IV · The Cure That Worked Wonders

Chapter IV of The Old Card, “The Cure That Worked Wonders,” is here in full — 457 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.
It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.
It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.
Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.
Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.
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The Old Card

Chapter IV · The Cure That Worked Wonders

Chapter IV of The Old Card, “The Cure That Worked Wonders,” is here in full — 457 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/91 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.
/ʌv ɔːl kənˈvenʃənz ə ˈhæpi ˈendɪŋ ɪz ðə moʊst ˈperələs/
Line 2
It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.
/ɪt ˌɪnˈtriːɡz ˈpiːpəl ˈɪntuː ðə moʊst ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃənz/
Line 3
It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.
Line 4
Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.
/ˈhæpinəs ʃʊd ərˈaɪz frʌm ˈnætʃərəl ˈkɑːzəz ənd ˈnevər biː ˌɪnˈduːst fɔːr ðə ˈpɜːrpəsəz ʌv kənˈviːnjəns ɔːr ˈklaɪmæks/
Line 5
Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

conventions noun US /kənˈvenʃənz/

plural of “convention” — a large formal assembly

From this reading “Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.”

intrigues noun US /ˌɪnˈtriːɡz/

plural of “intrigue” — a crafty and involved plot to achieve your (usually sinister) ends

From this reading “It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.”

morass noun US /mərˈæs/

a soft wet area of low-lying land that sinks underfoot

From this reading “Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.”

offends verb US /əˈfendz/

third-person singular of “offend” — cause to feel resentment or indignation

From this reading “It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.”

plots noun US /plɑːts/

plural of “plot” — a secret scheme to do something (especially something underhand or illegal)

From this reading “Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.”

saturated adjective US /ˈsætʃəreɪtɪd/

being the most concentrated solution possible at a given temperature; unable to dissolve still more of a substance

From this reading “Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.”

tribulations noun US /ˌtrɪbjəˈleɪʃənz/

plural of “tribulation” — an annoying or frustrating or catastrophic event

From this reading “Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.”

unthinking adjective US /ənˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

not exhibiting or characterized by careful thought

From this reading “It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

happy ending adjective + noun

In this reading “Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.”

most improbable adverb + adjective

In this reading “It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.”

most perilous adverb + adjective

In this reading “Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.”

arise from verb + particle

In this reading “Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.”

natural causes adjective + noun counted as “natural cause”

In this reading “Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.”

for the purposes preposition + article + noun counted as “for … purpose”

In this reading “Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.”

early life adjective + noun

In this reading “Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.

ariseverbUS /ərˈaɪz/

come into existence; take on form or shape

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

Cardomay's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

causesnounUS /ˈkɑːzəz/

plural of “cause” — events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

climaxnounUS /ˈklaɪmæks/

the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

conveniencenounUS /kənˈviːnjəns/

the state of being suitable or opportune

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

conventionsnounUS /kənˈvenʃənz/

plural of “convention” — a large formal assembly

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

Eliphalet

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

embracingnounUS /emˈbreɪsɪŋ/

the act of clasping another person in the arms (as in greeting or affection)

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

endedadjectiveUS /ˈendəd/

having come or been brought to a conclusion

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

endingnounUS /ˈendɪŋ/

the end of a word (a suffix or inflectional ending or final morpheme)

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

fawns

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

HappinessnounUS /ˈhæpinəs/

state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

improbableadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.

inducedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈduːst/

brought about or caused; not spontaneous

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.

intriguesnounUS /ˌɪnˈtriːɡz/

plural of “intrigue” — a crafty and involved plot to achieve your (usually sinister) ends

From this reading It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.

invariablyadverbUS /ˌɪnˈveriəbli/

without variation or change, in every case

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

loversnounUS /ˈlʌvərz/

plural of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

morassnounUS /mərˈæs/

a soft wet area of low-lying land that sinks underfoot

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

offendsverbUS /əˈfendz/

third-person singular of “offend” — cause to feel resentment or indignation

From this reading It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.

perilousadjectiveUS /ˈperələs/

fraught with danger

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

plotsnounUS /plɑːts/

plural of “plot” — a secret scheme to do something (especially something underhand or illegal)

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

purposesnounUS /ˈpɜːrpəsəz/

plural of “purpose” — an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

saturatedadjectiveUS /ˈsætʃəreɪtɪd/

being the most concentrated solution possible at a given temperature; unable to dissolve still more of a substance

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Happiness should arise from natural causes, and never be induced for the purposes of convenience or climax.

situationsnounUS /ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃənz/

plural of “situation” — the general state of things; the combination of circumstances at a given time

From this reading It intrigues people into the most improbable situations.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Of all conventions a happy ending is the most perilous.

thoughtfuladjectiveUS /ˈθɔːtfəl/

having intellectual depth

From this reading It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

tribulationsnounUS /ˌtrɪbjəˈleɪʃənz/

plural of “tribulation” — an annoying or frustrating or catastrophic event

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

unthinkingadjectiveUS /ənˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

not exhibiting or characterized by careful thought

From this reading It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading It fawns upon the unthinking and offends the thoughtful.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Eliphalet Cardomay’s early life was saturated with plots which, passing through a morass of many tribulations, invariably ended with lovers embracing.

Chapter 4 of The Old Card by Roland Pertwee holds 457 sentences, grouped into 92 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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