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The philosophy of Elbert Hubbard

Chapter II

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Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”
So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.
It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.
Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.
A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.
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The philosophy of Elbert Hubbard

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The philosophy of Elbert Hubbard is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”
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So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.
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It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.
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Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.
/ˈhævɪŋ sed ðɪs mʌtʃ let miː ˈfɜːrðər æd ðæt ðɪs truːθ ˈɔːlsoʊ əˈplaɪz tuː ðə ˈfiːmeɪl ʌv ðə ˈdʒiːnəs ˈhoʊmoʊ/
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A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

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applies verb US /əˈplaɪz/

third-person singular of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading “Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.”

Divorce verb US /dɪˈvɔːrs/

part; cease or break association with

From this reading “Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?””

genus noun US /ˈdʒiːnəs/

a general kind of something

From this reading “It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.”

homo noun US /ˈhoʊmoʊ/

someone who is sexually attracted to persons of the same sex

From this reading “It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.”

husbands noun US /ˈhʌzbəndz/

plural of “husband” — a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading “Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?””

lobster noun US /ˈlɑːbstər/

flesh of a lobster

From this reading “So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.”

lobsters noun US /ˈlɑːbstərz/

plural of “lobster” — flesh of a lobster

From this reading “Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?””

propounded verb US /prəˈpaʊndɪd/

past form of “propound” — put forward, as of an idea

From this reading “Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?””

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college chum noun + noun

In this reading “Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?””

sad state adjective + noun

In this reading “So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

appliesverbUS /əˈplaɪz/

third-person singular of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

BlackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

causenounUS /kɑːz/

events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

chumnounUS /tʃʌm/

a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

co-ednoun

a female student at a coeducational college or university

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

collegenounUS /ˈkɑːlɪdʒ/

the body of faculty and students of a college

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

devolutes

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From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

DivorceverbUS /dɪˈvɔːrs/

part; cease or break association with

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

femaleadjectiveUS /ˈfiːmeɪl/

being the sex (of plant or animal) that produces fertilizable gametes (ova) from which offspring develop

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

furtheradverbUS /ˈfɜːrðər/

to or at a greater extent or degree or a more advanced stage (“further” is used more often than “farther” in this abstract sense)

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

genusnounUS /ˈdʒiːnəs/

a general kind of something

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading ¶ A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

Havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading ¶ A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

homonounUS /ˈhoʊmoʊ/

someone who is sexually attracted to persons of the same sex

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

husbandsnounUS /ˈhʌzbəndz/

plural of “husband” — a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading ¶ A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

indissolubleadjective

(of a substance) incapable of being dissolved

From this reading ¶ A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

lobsternounUS /ˈlɑːbstər/

flesh of a lobster

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

lobstersnounUS /ˈlɑːbstərz/

plural of “lobster” — flesh of a lobster

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

lovernounUS /ˈlʌvər/

a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

malenounUS /meɪl/

an animal that produces gametes (spermatozoa) that can fertilize female gametes

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading ¶ A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

MarriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading ¶ A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

practicallyadverbUS /ˈpræktɪkli/

almost; nearly

From this reading ¶ A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

propoundedverbUS /prəˈpaʊndɪd/

past form of “propound” — put forward, as of an idea

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

recentlyadverbUS /ˈriːsəntli/

in the recent past

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

rulenounUS /ruːl/

a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

securitynounUS /sɪˈkjʊrəti/

the state of being free from danger or injury

From this reading ¶ A marriage that is practically indissoluble gives the man security in his position.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It’s like this: the rule is that the male of the genus homo is never any better than he has to be.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading Having said this much, let me further add that this truth also applies to the female of the genus homo.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading So I’ll explain to Winifred the cause of this sad state which devolutes a lover into a lobster.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

Winifred

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From this reading Marriage and Divorce My old co-ed college chum, Winifred Black, has recently propounded this question, “Why are husbands lobsters?”

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