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Chapter V · The Dimes of Coffee John

Chapter V of The Picaroons, “The Dimes of Coffee John,” is here in full — 221 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”
I’m broke, and my heart’s broke, too,” said the Hero of Pago Bridge.
I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, and my nerves is a-sufferin from a severe disruption.”
Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.
Bryce up, gents!” he exclaimed.
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The Picaroons

Chapter V · The Dimes of Coffee John

Chapter V of The Picaroons, “The Dimes of Coffee John,” is here in full — 221 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/44 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”
Line 2
I’m broke, and my heart’s broke, too,” said the Hero of Pago Bridge.
Line 3
I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferinfrom a severe disruption.”
Line 4
Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.
/ˈkɑːfi dʒɑːn θʌmpt hɪz red fɪst əˈpɑːn ðə ˈteɪbəl/
Line 5
Bryce up, gents!” he exclaimed.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

disruption noun US /dɪsˈrʌpʃən/

an act of delaying or interrupting the continuity

From this reading ““I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.””

fist noun US /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading “Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.”

Freshman noun US /ˈfreʃmən/

a first-year undergraduate

From this reading ““Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.””

gents noun US /dʒents/

plural of “gent” — informal abbreviation of “gentleman”

From this reading ““Bryce up, gents!” he exclaimed.”

Harvard noun US /ˈhɑːrvərd/

a university in Massachusetts

From this reading ““Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.””

heart's noun US /hɑːrts/

possessive form of “heart” — the locus of feelings and intuitions

nerves noun US /nɜːrvz/

an uneasy psychological state

From this reading ““I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.””

thumped verb US /θʌmpt/

past form of “thump” — move rhythmically

From this reading “Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

upon the table preposition + article + noun counted as “upon … table”

In this reading “Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

a-sufferin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

brainnounUS /breɪn/

that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

BridgenounUS /brɪdʒ/

a structure that allows people or vehicles to cross an obstacle such as a river or canal or railway etc.

From this reading “I’m broke, and my heart’s broke, too,” said the Hero of Pago Bridge.

brokeadjectiveUS /broʊk/

lacking funds

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

Bryce

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Bryce up, gents!” he exclaimed.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

CoffeenounUS /ˈkɑːfi/

a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans

From this reading Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

disruptionnounUS /dɪsˈrʌpʃən/

an act of delaying or interrupting the continuity

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

ex-medium

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading “Bryce up, gents!” he exclaimed.

fistnounUS /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.

FreshmannounUS /ˈfreʃmən/

a first-year undergraduate

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

gentsnounUS /dʒents/

plural of “gent” — informal abbreviation of “gentleman”

From this reading “Bryce up, gents!” he exclaimed.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

HarvardnounUS /ˈhɑːrvərd/

a university in Massachusetts

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Bryce up, gents!” he exclaimed.

heart'snounUS /hɑːrts/

possessive form of “heart” — the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading “I’m broke, and my heart’s broke, too,” said the Hero of Pago Bridge.

HeronounUS /ˈhɪroʊ/

a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading “I’m broke, and my heart’s broke, too,” said the Hero of Pago Bridge.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

nervesnounUS /nɜːrvz/

an uneasy psychological state

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

Pago

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’m broke, and my heart’s broke, too,” said the Hero of Pago Bridge.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

severeadjectiveUS /səˈvɪr/

intensely or extremely bad or unpleasant in degree or quality

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

similaradjectiveUS /ˈsɪmələr/

marked by correspondence or resemblance

From this reading “I’m broke, similar,” said the ex-medium, “and my nerves is a-sufferin’ from a severe disruption.”

tablenounUS /ˈteɪbəl/

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.

talenounUS /teɪl/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

thumpedverbUS /θʌmpt/

past form of “thump” — move rhythmically

From this reading Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading “I’m broke, and my heart’s broke, too,” said the Hero of Pago Bridge.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading “Bryce up, gents!” he exclaimed.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Coffee John thumped his red fist upon the table.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well,” said the Harvard Freshman, after the last tale was told, “I’m dead broke, and my brain seems to have gone out of business.”

Chapter 5 of The Picaroons by Gelett Burgess holds 221 sentences, grouped into 45 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 221 sentences of The Picaroons, unabridged, divided into 45 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Picaroons

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Picaroons, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Sweater
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Picaroons; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Yawned
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Abandon
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Glanced
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