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The Place of Honeymoons

Chapter V

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THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.
He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.
Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.
So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!
It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.
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The Place of Honeymoons

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Place of Honeymoons is here in full — 278 sentences across 56 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/55 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.
Line 2
He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.
/hiː ˈwɔːntɪd tuː rɔːr ənd læʃ ənd dɪˈvaʊər ˈsʌmθɪŋ/
Line 3
Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.
/ˌɪnˈsted hiː kʊd ˈoʊnli twɪst ðə endz ʌv hɪz ˈmʌstæʃ ˈsævɪdʒli/
Line 4
So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!
Line 5
It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.
/ɪt dɪd nɑːt siːm ˈpɑːsəbəl ðæt ˈeni ˈwʊmən kʊd biː soʊ fʊl ʌv ˈmæləs/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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attends verb US /əˈtendz/

third-person singular of “attend” — be present at (meetings, church services, university), etc.

From this reading “THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.”

devour verb US /dɪˈvaʊər/

destroy completely

From this reading “He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.”

lash verb US /læʃ/

beat severely with a whip or rod

From this reading “He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.”

mustache noun US /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading “Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.”

performing noun US /pərˈfɔːrmɪŋ/

the performance of a part or role in a drama

From this reading “THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.”

processes noun US /ˈprɑːsesəz/

plural of “process” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading “THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.”

savagely adverb US /ˈsævɪdʒli/

in a vicious manner

From this reading “Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.”

taxicab noun US /ˈtæksikæb/

a car driven by a person whose job is to take passengers where they want to go in exchange for money

From this reading “THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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processes of verb + particle counted as “process of”

In this reading “THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.”

seem possible verb + adjective

In this reading “It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.”

any woman adjective + noun

In this reading “It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

attendsverbUS /əˈtendz/

third-person singular of “attend” — be present at (meetings, church services, university), etc.

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

bitternessnounUS /ˈbɪtərnəs/

a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

cagenounUS /keɪdʒ/

an enclosure made or wire or metal bars in which birds or animals can be kept

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.

Courtlandt

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

devourverbUS /dɪˈvaʊər/

destroy completely

From this reading He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

duchessnounUS /ˈdʌtʃəs/

the wife of a duke or a woman holding ducal title in her own right

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

dukenounUS /duːk/

a British peer of the highest rank

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

endsnounUS /endz/

plural of “end” — either extremity of something that has length

From this reading Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

grandadjectiveUS /ɡrænd/

of behavior that is impressive and ambitious in scale or scope

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

InsteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.

inwardadjectiveUS /ˈɪnwərd/

relating to or existing in the mind or thoughts

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

JOKEnounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

lashverbUS /læʃ/

beat severely with a whip or rod

From this reading He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

malicenounUS /ˈmæləs/

feeling a need to see others suffer

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

mentaladjectiveUS /ˈmentəl/

involving the mind or an intellectual process

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

MONSIEURnounUS /məˈsjɜːr/

used as a French courtesy title; equivalent to English “Mr”

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

morganaticadjective

(of marriages) of a marriage between one of royal or noble birth and one of lower rank; valid but with the understanding that the rank of the inferior remains unchanged and offspring do not succeed to titles or property of the superior

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

mustachenounUS /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

performingnounUS /pərˈfɔːrmɪŋ/

the performance of a part or role in a drama

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

processesnounUS /ˈprɑːsesəz/

plural of “process” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

roarverbUS /rɔːr/

make a loud noise, as of wind, water, or vehicles

From this reading He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

savagelyadverbUS /ˈsævɪdʒli/

in a vicious manner

From this reading Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.

taxicabnounUS /ˈtæksikæb/

a car driven by a person whose job is to take passengers where they want to go in exchange for money

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

tigernounUS /ˈtaɪɡər/

a fierce or audacious person

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

twistverbUS /twɪst/

to move in a twisting or contorted motion, (especially when struggling)

From this reading Instead, he could only twist the ends of his mustache savagely.

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading He wanted to roar and lash and devour something.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading So she was a grand duchess, or at least the morganatic wife of a grand duke!

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading THE JOKE OF MONSIEUR With the same inward bitterness that attends the mental processes of a performing tiger on being sent back to its cage, Courtlandt returned to his taxicab.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading It did not seem possible that any woman could be so full of malice.

Chapter 5 of The Place of Honeymoons by Harold MacGrath holds 278 sentences, grouped into 56 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 278 sentences of The Place of Honeymoons, unabridged, divided into 56 reading sections.

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Author
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