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The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1 is here in full — 239 sentences across 48 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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[Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]
ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.
Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.
The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.
In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.
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The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1 is here in full — 239 sentences across 48 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/47 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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[Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]
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ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.
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Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.
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The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.
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In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

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chilling adjective US /ˈtʃɪlɪŋ/

provoking fear terror

From this reading “The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.”

draughts noun US /dræfts/

a checkerboard game for two players who each have 12 pieces; the object is to jump over and so capture the opponent's pieces

From this reading “The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.”

frigid adjective US /ˈfrɪdʒəd/

sexually unresponsive

From this reading “Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.”

fustian noun US /ˈfʌstiːən/

pompous or pretentious talk or writing

From this reading “Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.”

hoof noun US /huːf/

the foot of an ungulate mammal

From this reading “ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.”

juice noun US /dʒuːs/

the liquid part that can be extracted from plant or animal tissue by squeezing or cooking

From this reading “ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.”

numbness noun US /ˈnʌmnəs/

partial or total lack of sensation in a part of the body; a symptom of nerve damage or dysfunction

From this reading “The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.”

trice verb US /traɪs/

raise with a line

From this reading “In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.”

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5

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From this reading [Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

Armagh

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From this reading [Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

ashesnounUS /ˈæʃ.ɪz/

The powdery residue left after the burning of a substance.

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

ass's

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From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

brainnounUS /breɪn/

that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

BURNINGnounUS /ˈbɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of burning something

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

burntadjectiveUS /bɜːrnt/

ruined by overcooking

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

chillingadjectiveUS /ˈtʃɪlɪŋ/

provoking fear terror

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

conceits

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From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

containverbUS /kənˈteɪn/

include or contain; have as a component

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading [Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]

creptverbUS /krept/

inflected form of “creep” — move slowly; in the case of people or animals with the body near the ground

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

direadjectiveUS /daɪr/

fraught with extreme danger; nearly hopeless

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

draughtsnounUS /dræfts/

a checkerboard game for two players who each have 12 pieces; the object is to jump over and so capture the opponent's pieces

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

DULLadjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

FnounUS /ef/

a degree on the Fahrenheit scale of temperature

From this reading [Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]

fireverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

FootnotenounUS /ˈfʊtnoʊt/

a printed note placed below the text on a printed page

From this reading [Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

frigidadjectiveUS /ˈfrɪdʒəd/

sexually unresponsive

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

fustiannounUS /ˈfʌstiːən/

pompous or pretentious talk or writing

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

hastenounUS /heɪst/

overly eager speed (and possible carelessness)

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

hoofnounUS /huːf/

the foot of an ungulate mammal

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

icenounUS /aɪs/

water frozen in the solid state

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

imprecations

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From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading [Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

juicenounUS /dʒuːs/

the liquid part that can be extracted from plant or animal tissue by squeezing or cooking

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

killsnounUS /kɪlz/

plural of “kill” — the act of terminating a life

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

limbnounUS /lɪm/

one of the jointed appendages of an animal used for locomotion or grasping: arm; leg; wing; flipper

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

Methought

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From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

numbnessnounUS /ˈnʌmnəs/

partial or total lack of sensation in a part of the body; a symptom of nerve damage or dysfunction

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading [Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

POEMnounUS /ˈpoʊəm/

a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

poisonousadjectiveUS /ˈpɔɪzənəs/

having the qualities or effects of a poison

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

stupifying

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From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

SuchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

swimverbUS /swɪm/

travel through water

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading [Footnote 5: In the county of Armagh.--_F_.]

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

thoughtsnounUS /θɔːts/

plural of “thought” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

threwverbUS /θruː/

inflected form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

triceverbUS /traɪs/

raise with a line

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

vesselnounUS /ˈvesəl/

a tube in which a body fluid circulates

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

volumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

WentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts, Went down like stupifying draughts; I found my head begin to swim, A numbness crept through every limb.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading ON BURNING A DULL POEM An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading In haste, with imprecations dire, I threw the volume in the fire; When, (who could think?) though cold as ice, It burnt to ashes in a trice.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Methought, when I this poem read, No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain; I mean, the head without the brain.

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