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The Poisoned Pen

Chapter XXIX · Chapter 29

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"'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.
You told me you were able to make gold.
Instead, you make foolish prophecies.
I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.
I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.
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The Poisoned Pen

Chapter XXIX · Chapter 29

Chapter 29 of The Poisoned Pen is here in full — 194 sentences across 39 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/38 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.
Line 2
You told me you were able to make gold.
/juː toʊld miː juː wɜːr ˈeɪbəl tuː meɪk ɡoʊld/
Line 3
Instead, you make foolish prophecies.
/ˌɪnˈsted juː meɪk ˈfuːlɪʃ ˈprɑːfəsiz/
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I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.
Line 5
I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

Learner Dictionary

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dudgeon noun US /ˈdʌdʒən/

a feeling of intense indignation (now used only in the phrase “in high dudgeon”)

From this reading “"'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.”

foolish adjective US /ˈfuːlɪʃ/

devoid of good sense or judgment

From this reading “Instead, you make foolish prophecies.”

good-bye noun US /ɡɪdˈbaɪ/

a farewell remark

From this reading “"'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.”

invention noun US /ˌɪnˈvenʃən/

the creation of something in the mind

From this reading “"'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.”

laboratory noun US /ˈlæbrətɔːri/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading “I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.”

practical adjective US /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading “I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.”

prophecies noun US /ˈprɑːfəsiz/

plural of “prophecy” — knowledge of the future (usually said to be obtained from a divine source)

From this reading “Instead, you make foolish prophecies.”

stamped verb US /stæmpt/

past form of “stamp” — walk heavily

From this reading “I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading You told me you were able to make gold.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

dudgeonnounUS /ˈdʌdʒən/

a feeling of intense indignation (now used only in the phrase “in high dudgeon”)

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

foolishadjectiveUS /ˈfuːlɪʃ/

devoid of good sense or judgment

From this reading Instead, you make foolish prophecies.

goldnounUS /ɡoʊld/

coins made of gold

From this reading You told me you were able to make gold.

good-byenounUS /ɡɪdˈbaɪ/

a farewell remark

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

I'll

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From this reading I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

InsteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading Instead, you make foolish prophecies.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.

inventionnounUS /ˌɪnˈvenʃən/

the creation of something in the mind

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

laboratorynounUS /ˈlæbrətɔːri/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading You told me you were able to make gold.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

Poufnoun

offensive term for a homosexual man

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

propheciesnounUS /ˈprɑːfəsiz/

plural of “prophecy” — knowledge of the future (usually said to be obtained from a divine source)

From this reading Instead, you make foolish prophecies.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.

stampedverbUS /stæmpt/

past form of “stamp” — walk heavily

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You told me you were able to make gold.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading You told me you were able to make gold.

tomfoolerynoun

foolish or senseless behavior

From this reading I'll put no money into such tomfoolery.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading You told me you were able to make gold.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I'm a practical man,' and with that he stamped out of the laboratory.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You told me you were able to make gold.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "'Pouf!' exclaimed the old man in a dudgeon, 'if that is all your invention can tell me, good-bye.

Chapter 29 of The Poisoned Pen by Arthur B. (Arthur Benjamin) Reeve holds 194 sentences, grouped into 39 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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