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The Politician Out-Witted

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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HUMPHRY.
You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.
No, no; me lader you so.
[_Lathers HUMPHRY'S face._ HUMPHRY.
Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.
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The Politician Out-Witted

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Politician Out-Witted is here in full — 450 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HUMPHRY.
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You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.
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No, no; me lader you so.
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[_Lathers HUMPHRY'S face._ HUMPHRY.
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Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

lather noun US /ˈlæðər/

the froth produced by soaps or detergents

From this reading “You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.”

Lathers noun US /ˈlæðərz/

plural of “lather” — the froth produced by soaps or detergents

less adverb US /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading “You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.”

mean verb US /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.”

pardon verb US /ˈpɑːrdən/

accept an excuse for

From this reading “Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.”

proverb noun US /ˈprɑːvərb/

a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading “Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.”

razor noun US /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading “Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.”

toupee noun US /ˌtuːˈpeɪ/

a small hairpiece to cover partial baldness

From this reading “You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

axnounUS /æks/

an edge tool with a heavy bladed head mounted across a handle

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

barber-looking

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From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading [_Lathers HUMPHRY'S face._ HUMPHRY.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

how

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From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

HUMPHRY

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From this reading HUMPHRY.

HUMPHRY'S

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From this reading [_Lathers HUMPHRY'S face._ HUMPHRY.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

lader

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No, no; me lader you so.

lathernounUS /ˈlæðər/

the froth produced by soaps or detergents

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

LathersnounUS /ˈlæðərz/

plural of “lather” — the froth produced by soaps or detergents

From this reading [_Lathers HUMPHRY'S face._ HUMPHRY.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

mounsieur

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No, no; me lader you so.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

pardonverbUS /ˈpɑːrdən/

accept an excuse for

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

proverbnounUS /ˈprɑːvərb/

a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

razornounUS /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading No, no; me lader you so.

soap-suds

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

TOUPEEnounUS /ˌtuːˈpeɪ/

a small hairpiece to cover partial baldness

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Oh, with soap-suds, you mean:--I ax pardon, mounsieur; I thought how you was a going for to lather me without soap-suds or razor, as the old proverb is.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You lather me for nothing?--I'll lather you for less yet, you barber-looking-- TOUPEE.

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