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Chapter V · A Trap and What the "Rat" Caught in It

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Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.
Cigars and Tobacco.
Tonics, all Flavors.
Ice Cream in Season."
The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.
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The Postmaster

Chapter V · A Trap and What the "Rat" Caught in It

Chapter V of The Postmaster, “A Trap and What the "Rat" Caught in It,” is here in full — 470 sentences across 94 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/94 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.
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Cigars and Tobacco.
/sɪˈɡɑːrz ənd təˈbækoʊ/
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Tonics, all Flavors.
/ˈtɑːnɪks ɔːl ˈfleɪvərz/
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Ice Cream in Season."
/aɪs kriːm ɪn ˈsiːzən/
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The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callinit a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Billiard adjective US /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading “Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.”

exaggeration noun US /ɪɡˌzædʒərˈeɪʃən/

extravagant exaggeration

From this reading “The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.”

Flavors noun US /ˈfleɪvərz/

plural of “flavor” — the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people

From this reading “Tonics, all Flavors.”

labeled adjective US /ˈleɪbəld/

bearing or marked with a label or tag

From this reading “Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.”

loafers noun US /ˈloʊfərz/

plural of “loafer” — person who does no work

From this reading “The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.”

Parlors noun US /ˈpɑːrlərz/

plural of “parlor” — reception room in an inn or club where visitors can be received

From this reading “Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.”

profanity noun US /proʊˈfænəti/

vulgar or irreverent speech or action

From this reading “The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.”

Tonics noun US /ˈtɑːnɪks/

plural of “tonic” — lime- or lemon-flavored carbonated water containing quinine

From this reading “Tonics, all Flavors.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Ice Cream noun + noun

frozen dessert containing cream and sugar and flavoring

In this reading “Ice Cream in Season."”

tumble down verb + adjective

In this reading “The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.”

in town preposition + noun

In this reading “The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Tonics, all Flavors.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

BilliardadjectiveUS /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

callin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

CigarsnounUS /sɪˈɡɑːrz/

plural of “cigar” — a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading Cigars and Tobacco.

CreamnounUS /kriːm/

the best people or things in a group

From this reading Ice Cream in Season."

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

exaggerationnounUS /ɪɡˌzædʒərˈeɪʃən/

extravagant exaggeration

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

favoritenounUS /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

something regarded with special favor or liking

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

FlavorsnounUS /ˈfleɪvərz/

plural of “flavor” — the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people

From this reading Tonics, all Flavors.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

FosterverbUS /ˈfɑːstər/

promote the growth of

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

gildedadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪldɪd/

having the deep slightly brownish color of gold

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

hang-out

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

hellnounUS /hel/

any place of pain and turmoil

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

IcenounUS /aɪs/

water frozen in the solid state

From this reading Ice Cream in Season."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Ice Cream in Season."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

labeledadjectiveUS /ˈleɪbəld/

bearing or marked with a label or tag

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

loafersnounUS /ˈloʊfərz/

plural of “loafer” — person who does no work

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

PalacenounUS /ˈpæləs/

a large and stately mansion

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

ParlorsnounUS /ˈpɑːrlərz/

plural of “parlor” — reception room in an inn or club where visitors can be received

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

piousadjectiveUS /ˈpaɪəs/

having or showing or expressing reverence for a deity

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

PoolnounUS /puːl/

an excavation that is (usually) filled with water

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

profanitynounUS /proʊˈfænəti/

vulgar or irreverent speech or action

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

SeasonnounUS /ˈsiːzən/

a period of the year marked by special events or activities in some field

From this reading Ice Cream in Season."

shebangnoun

an entire system; used in the phrase “the whole shebang”

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

Sipio

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

sportsnounUS /spɔːrts/

plural of “sport” — an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

TobacconounUS /təˈbækoʊ/

leaves of the tobacco plant dried and prepared for smoking or ingestion

From this reading Cigars and Tobacco.

TonicsnounUS /ˈtɑːnɪks/

plural of “tonic” — lime- or lemon-flavored carbonated water containing quinine

From this reading Tonics, all Flavors.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

tumbleverbUS /ˈtʌmbəl/

fall down, as if collapsing

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Foster run a shebang that was labeled "The Palace Billiard, Pool and Sipio Parlors.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading The "Palace" part was some exaggeration and so was the "Parlors," but the place was the favorite hang-out of all the loafers and young sports in town and the church folks was tumble down on it, callin’ it a "gilded hell" and such pious profanity.

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