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Chapter VII · The Force and the Object

Chapter VII of The Postmaster, “The Force and the Object,” is here in full — 370 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.
I was hoppin around on my sound foot tryin to dress, while I explained things.
I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.
"Good morn-in’!" whoops Aunt Lucindy.
"Breakfast is ready!
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The Postmaster

Chapter VII · The Force and the Object

Chapter VII of The Postmaster, “The Force and the Object,” is here in full — 370 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/74 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.
Line 2
I was hoppinaround on my sound foot tryinto dress, while I explained things.
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I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folkssociety, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.
/aɪ hæd ɪˈnʌf kloʊðz ɑːn tuː biː prəˈzentəbəl ɪn waɪt foʊks səˈsaɪəti wen ðer kʌm ə wuːp ʌp ðə bæk sterz/
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"Good morn-in’!" whoops Aunt Lucindy.
Line 5
"Breakfast is ready!
/ˈbrekfəst ɪz ˈredi/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

fifteen noun US /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading “Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.”

folks noun US /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading “I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.”

loony noun US /ˈluːni/

someone deranged and possibly dangerous

From this reading “Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.”

presentable adjective US /prəˈzentəbəl/

fit to be seen

From this reading “I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.”

relative noun US /ˈrelətɪv/

a person related by blood or marriage

From this reading “Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.”

stairs noun US /sterz/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading “I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.”

whoop verb US /wuːp/

shout, as if with joy or enthusiasm

From this reading “I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.”

whoops noun US /wuːps/

plural of “whoop” — a loud hooting cry of exultation or excitement

From this reading “"Good morn-in’!" whoops Aunt Lucindy.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

fifteen minutes noun + noun

In this reading “Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.”

explained things verb + noun counted as “explain things”

In this reading “I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.”

All words in this reading · 59

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

AuntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading "Good morn-in’!" whoops Aunt Lucindy.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

BreakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading "Breakfast is ready!

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

critter's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

driveverbUS /draɪv/

operate or control a vehicle

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

explainedverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

fifteennounUS /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

GoodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "Good morn-in’!" whoops Aunt Lucindy.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

hoppin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Breakfast is ready!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

loonynounUS /ˈluːni/

someone deranged and possibly dangerous

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

Lucindy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Good morn-in’!" whoops Aunt Lucindy.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

morn-in

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Good morn-in’!" whoops Aunt Lucindy.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

presentableadjectiveUS /prəˈzentəbəl/

fit to be seen

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading "Breakfast is ready!

relativenounUS /ˈrelətɪv/

a person related by blood or marriage

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

stairsnounUS /sterz/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

tryin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, it took all of fifteen minutes for me to drive the idea out of that critter’s head that his relative had gone loony.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading I was hoppin’ around on my sound foot tryin’ to dress, while I explained things.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

whoopverbUS /wuːp/

shout, as if with joy or enthusiasm

From this reading I had enough clothes on to be presentable in white folks’ society, when there come a whoop up the back stairs.

whoopsnounUS /wuːps/

plural of “whoop” — a loud hooting cry of exultation or excitement

From this reading "Good morn-in’!" whoops Aunt Lucindy.

Chapter 7 of The Postmaster by Joseph Crosby Lincoln holds 370 sentences, grouped into 74 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Through
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Sorry
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