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The Practical Joke

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.
THE PRACTICAL JOKE.
Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.
Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.
First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.
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The Practical Joke

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Practical Joke is here in full — 60 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.
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THE PRACTICAL JOKE.
/ðə ˈpræktəkəl dʒoʊk/
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Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.
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Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.
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First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anticipation noun US /ænˌtɪsəˈpeɪʃən/

an expectation

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

councils noun US /ˈkaʊnsəlz/

plural of “council” — a body serving in an administrative capacity

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

distribute verb US /dɪˈstrɪbjuːt/

administer or bestow, as in small portions

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

fireside noun US /ˈfaɪərsaɪd/

an area near a fireplace (usually paved and extending out into a room)

From this reading “Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.”

guessing noun US /ˈɡesɪŋ/

an estimate based on little or no information

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

helps noun US /helps/

plural of “help” — the activity of contributing to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

prized verb US /praɪzd/

past form of “prize” — hold dear

From this reading “Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.”

shares noun US /ʃerz/

plural of “share” — assets belonging to or due to or contributed by an individual person or group

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

PRACTICAL JOKE adjective + noun

a prank or trick played on a person (especially one intended to make the victim appear foolish)

In this reading “THE PRACTICAL JOKE.”

next morning adjective + noun

In this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

eldest sister adjective + noun

In this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

eager curiosity adjective + noun

In this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

pleasant recollections adjective + noun counted as “pleasant recollection”

In this reading “Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.”

associated with verb + particle counted as “associate with”

In this reading “Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.”

smiling faces noun + noun counted as “smiling face”

In this reading “Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.”

face beams noun + noun counted as “face beam”

In this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

All words in this reading · 79

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

anticipationnounUS /ænˌtɪsəˈpeɪʃən/

an expectation

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

associatedverbUS /əˈsoʊsieɪtɪd/

past form of “associate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

beamsnounUS /biːmz/

plural of “beam” — a signal transmitted along a narrow path; guides airplane pilots in darkness or bad weather

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

brightadjectiveUS /braɪt/

emitting or reflecting light readily or in large amounts

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

cheerfuladjectiveUS /ˈtʃɪrfəl/

being full of or promoting cheer; having or showing good spirits

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

CHRISTMASnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

Claus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

councilsnounUS /ˈkaʊnsəlz/

plural of “council” — a body serving in an administrative capacity

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

curiositynounUS /ˌkjʊriˈɑːsəti/

a state in which you want to learn more about something

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

delightfuladjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtfəl/

greatly pleasing or entertaining

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

distributeverbUS /dɪˈstrɪbjuːt/

administer or bestow, as in small portions

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

eageradjectiveUS /ˈiːɡər/

having or showing keen interest or intense desire or impatient expectancy

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

eldestadjectiveUS /ˈeldəst/

first in order of birth

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

EvenounUS /iːv/

(Old Testament) Adam's wife in Judeo-Christian mythology: the first woman and mother of the human race; God created Eve from Adam's rib and placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

facesnounUS /ˈfeɪsəz/

plural of “face” — the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

firesidenounUS /ˈfaɪərsaɪd/

an area near a fireplace (usually paved and extending out into a room)

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

gamesnounUS /ɡeɪmz/

plural of “game” — a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

guessingnounUS /ˈɡesɪŋ/

an estimate based on little or no information

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

helpsnounUS /helps/

plural of “help” — the activity of contributing to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

importancenounUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtəns/

the quality of being important and worthy of note

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

JOKEnounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading THE PRACTICAL JOKE.

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

merryadjectiveUS /ˈmeri/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

mother'snounUS /ˈmʌðərz/

possessive form of “mother” — a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

mysterynounUS /ˈmɪstəri/

something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

NED

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

New-Year

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

ORconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

PRACTICALadjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading THE PRACTICAL JOKE.

preciousadjectiveUS /ˈpreʃəs/

characterized by feeling or showing fond affection for

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

prizedverbUS /praɪzd/

past form of “prize” — hold dear

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

recollectionsnounUS /ˌrekəˈlekʃənz/

plural of “recollection” — the ability to recall past occurrences

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

SantanounUS /ˈsæntə/

the legendary patron saint of children; an imaginary being who is thought to bring presents to children at Christmas

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

sharesnounUS /ʃerz/

plural of “share” — assets belonging to or due to or contributed by an individual person or group

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

sisternounUS /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

smilingnounUS /ˈsmaɪlɪŋ/

a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

stockingsnounUS /ˈstɑːkɪŋz/

plural of “stocking” — close-fitting hosiery to cover the foot and leg; come in matched pairs (usually used in the plural)

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

storesnounUS /stɔːrz/

plural of “store” — a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

storiesnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

STORYnounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

sugar-plums

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

UNCLEnounUS /ˈʌŋkəl/

the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

visionsnounUS /ˈvɪʒənz/

plural of “vision” — a vivid mental image

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

WelcomeverbUS /ˈwelkəm/

accept gladly

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

wonderingadjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərɪŋ/

showing curiosity

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

YepronounUS /jiː/

an old word for “you”, speaking to more than one person

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

Chapter 1 of The Practical Joke by Anonymous holds 60 sentences, grouped into 12 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Practical Joke contain?

Chapter 1 holds 60 sentences of The Practical Joke, unabridged, divided into 12 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of The Practical Joke by Anonymous exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 60 sentences, grouped into 12 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of The Practical Joke?

Work through the 12 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 12 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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