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The Practical Joke
The Practical Joke

Chapter I

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OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.
THE PRACTICAL JOKE.
Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.
Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.
First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.
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The Practical Joke

Chapter I

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.
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THE PRACTICAL JOKE.
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Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.
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Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.
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First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Above preposition US /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading “Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.”

First noun US /first/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

Merry noun US /merry/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.”

Morning noun US /morning/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

Next noun US /next/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

Pleasant noun US /pleasant/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.”

Precious adjective US /ˈpreʃəs/

rare and worth a great deal

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

Shall modal verb US /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

While conjunction US /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading “First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

all

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

anticipation

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

associated

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

beams

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

bright

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

cheerful

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

children

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

CHRISTMAS

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From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

Claus

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

comes

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

councils

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

curiosity

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

days

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

delightful

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

distribute

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

eager

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

eldest

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

Eve

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

face

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

faces

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

find

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

fireside

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

FirstnounUS /first/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

games

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

guessing

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

happy

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

helps

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

importance

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

JOKE

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From this reading THE PRACTICAL JOKE.

looks

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

merry

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

morningnounUS /morning/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

mother's

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

mystery

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

NED

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From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

New-Year

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

nextnounUS /next/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

old

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

ORconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

other

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

pleasantnounUS /pleasant/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

PRACTICAL

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From this reading THE PRACTICAL JOKE.

preciousadjectiveUS /ˈpreʃəs/

rare and worth a great deal

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

prized

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

recollections

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

Santa

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

shares

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

sister

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

smiling

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

stockings

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

stores

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

stories

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

STORY

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From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

sugar-plums

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

UNCLE

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From this reading OR THE CHRISTMAS STORY OF UNCLE NED.

visions

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From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

Welcome

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

wondering

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.

YepronounUS /jiː/

an old word for “you”, speaking to more than one person

From this reading Ye are associated with pleasant recollections of old Santa Claus and sugar-plums--with bright visions of a cheerful fireside, merry games, pleasant stories, and happy, smiling faces.

year

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From this reading Welcome, merry Christmas and New-Year! prized by children above all other days in the year.

young

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From this reading First comes Christmas Eve, when each young face beams with eager curiosity and delightful anticipation--all wondering and guessing what they shall find in their stockings next morning; while the eldest sister, with looks of mystery and of importance, shares her mother's councils, and helps to distribute the precious stores.