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The Problem Club

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Problem Club is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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[Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.
The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.
Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.
Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, I heard.
If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]
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The Problem Club

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Problem Club is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
[Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.
Line 2
The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.
/ðə kənˈdʌktər ˈkæriz ə pæd ʌv ˈtɪkəts ənd ə tʃeɪndʒ pɜːrs ənd stændz bɪˈfɔːr ə ˈpæsəndʒər ˈwerɪŋ ə ˈklerəkəl ˈkɑːlər ənd hæt/
Line 3
Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.
Line 4
Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.
/ˈkæpʃən oʊ jes hiː sed aɪ hɜːrd/
Line 5
If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bus noun US /bʌs/

a vehicle carrying many passengers; used for public transport

From this reading “[Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.”

Caption noun US /ˈkæpʃən/

taking exception; especially a quibble based on a captious argument

From this reading “Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.”

clerical adjective US /ˈklerəkəl/

of or relating to clerks

From this reading “The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.”

conductor noun US /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading “[Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.”

pad noun US /pæd/

a number of sheets of paper fastened together along one edge

From this reading “The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.”

passenger noun US /ˈpæsəndʒər/

a traveler riding in a vehicle (a boat or bus or car or plane or train etc) who is not operating it

From this reading “The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.”

smirks noun US /smɜːrks/

plural of “smirk” — a smile expressing smugness or scorn instead of pleasure

From this reading “Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.”

tickets noun US /ˈtɪkəts/

plural of “ticket” — a commercial document showing that the holder is entitled to something (as to ride on public transportation or to enter a public entertainment)

From this reading “The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

stands before verb + particle counted as “stand before”

In this reading “The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.”

looks over verb + particle counted as “look over”

In this reading “Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.”

All words in this reading · 51

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading [Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

AnotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

blanky

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

busnounUS /bʌs/

a vehicle carrying many passengers; used for public transport

From this reading [Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.

bus-conductor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.

CaptionnounUS /ˈkæpʃən/

taking exception; especially a quibble based on a captious argument

From this reading Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.

carriesnounUS /ˈkæriz/

plural of “carry” — the act of carrying something

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

changeverbUS /tʃeɪndʒ/

cause to change; make different; cause a transformation

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

clericaladjectiveUS /ˈklerəkəl/

of or relating to clerks

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

collarnounUS /ˈkɑːlər/

a band that fits around the neck and is usually folded over

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

conductornounUS /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

Frontispiecenoun

an ornamental facade

From this reading [Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

offertory-bag

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading [Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.

padnounUS /pæd/

a number of sheets of paper fastened together along one edge

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

passengernounUS /ˈpæsəndʒər/

a traveler riding in a vehicle (a boat or bus or car or plane or train etc) who is not operating it

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

passengersnounUS /ˈpæsəndʒərz/

plural of “passenger” — a traveler riding in a vehicle (a boat or bus or car or plane or train etc) who is not operating it

From this reading [Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.

pursenounUS /pɜːrs/

a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.

smirksnounUS /smɜːrks/

plural of “smirk” — a smile expressing smugness or scorn instead of pleasure

From this reading Another passenger looks over his newspaper at the bus-conductor and smirks.

standsnounUS /stændz/

plural of “stand” — a support or foundation

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

threepennies

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

ticketsnounUS /ˈtɪkəts/

plural of “ticket” — a commercial document showing that the holder is entitled to something (as to ride on public transportation or to enter a public entertainment)

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

wearingnounUS /ˈwerɪŋ/

(geology) the mechanical process of wearing or grinding something down (as by particles washing over it)

From this reading The conductor carries a pad of tickets and a change purse, and stands before a passenger wearing a clerical collar and hat.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading [Frontispiece: A bus-conductor with passengers on a bus.

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Caption: ‘“Oh yes,” he said, “I heard.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

you'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If you want all them threepennies, you’d better get them out of the blanky offertory-bag next Sunday.”’]

Chapter 1 of The Problem Club by Barry Pain holds 436 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Problem Club contain?

Chapter 1 holds 436 sentences of The Problem Club, unabridged, divided into 88 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of The Problem Club by Barry Pain exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 436 sentences, grouped into 88 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of The Problem Club?

Work through the 88 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Vocabulary met early in The Problem Club

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Problem Club, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Frontispiece
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Problem Club; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bus-conductor
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Problem Club; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Passengers
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Problem Club; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Conductor
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Problem Club; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.