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[18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:
A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.
Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.
_Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.
We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.
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The Punster's Pocket-Book

Chapter III

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[18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:
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A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.
/ə pʌn ˈseldəm rɪˈɡɑːrdz ˈmiːnɪŋ ˈbiːɪŋ ˈtʃiːfli kənˈfaɪnd tuː saʊnd/
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Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.
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_Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.
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We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

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buffoon noun US /bəˈfuːn/

a rude or vulgar fool

From this reading “Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.”

Cyclops noun US /ˈsaɪklɔːps/

(Greek mythology) one of a group of giants having a single eye in the middle of their forehead

exhort verb US /ɪɡˈzɔːrt/

spur on or encourage especially by cheers and shouts

From this reading “Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.”

Hermes noun US /ˈhɜːrmiz/

(Greek mythology) messenger and herald of the gods; god of commerce and cunning and invention and theft; identified with Roman Mercury

From this reading “[18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:”

Pun noun US /pʌn/

a humorous play on words

From this reading “A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.”

puns noun US /pʌnz/

plural of “pun” — a humorous play on words

From this reading “[18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:”

spurious adjective US /sˈpjʊriəs/

ostensibly valid, but not actually valid

translates verb US /trænzˈleɪts/

third-person singular of “translate” — restate (words) from one language into another language

From this reading “Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.”

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On the subject preposition + article + noun counted as “on … subject”

In this reading “[18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:”

following remarks adjective + noun counted as “following remark”

In this reading “[18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:”

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From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

accustomedadjectiveUS /əˈkʌstəmd/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

ANTIQUITYnounUS /ænˈtɪkwəti/

the historic period preceding the Middle Ages in Europe

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

brethrennounUS /ˈbreðrən/

(plural) the lay members of a male religious order

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

BrutusnounUS /ˈbruːtəs/

statesman of ancient Rome who (with Cassius) led a conspiracy to assassinate Julius Caesar (85-42 BC)

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

buffoonnounUS /bəˈfuːn/

a rude or vulgar fool

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

chieflyadverbUS /ˈtʃiːfli/

for the most part

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

confinedadjectiveUS /kənˈfaɪnd/

not invading healthy tissue

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

crede

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From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

CyclopsnounUS /ˈsaɪklɔːps/

(Greek mythology) one of a group of giants having a single eye in the middle of their forehead

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

Cæsar

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From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

DrydennounUS /ˈdraɪdən/

the outstanding poet and dramatist of the Restoration (1631-1700)

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

ENIGMAS

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From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

estnounUS /est/

standard time in the 5th time zone west of Greenwich, reckoned at the 75th meridian; used in the eastern United States

From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

exhortverbUS /ɪɡˈzɔːrt/

spur on or encourage especially by cheers and shouts

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

extractsnounUS /ˈekstrækts/

plural of “extract” — a solution obtained by steeping or soaking a substance (usually in water)

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

HermesnounUS /ˈhɜːrmiz/

(Greek mythology) messenger and herald of the gods; god of commerce and cunning and invention and theft; identified with Roman Mercury

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

Hoc

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From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

HomernounUS /ˈhoʊmər/

a base hit on which the batter scores a run

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

HoracenounUS /ˈhɔːrəs/

Roman lyric poet said to have influenced English poetry (65-8 BC)

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

humorouslyadverbUS /ˈhjuːmərəsli/

in a humorous manner

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

Hunc

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From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

InquiriesnounUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪəriz/

plural of “inquiry” — a search for knowledge

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

KingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

KING-KILLING

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From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

MEANINGnounUS /ˈmiːnɪŋ/

the message that is intended or expressed or signified

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

mihi

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From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

mischiefnounUS /ˈmɪstʃəf/

reckless or malicious behavior that causes discomfort or annoyance in others

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

NOBODYpronounUS /ˈnoʊbɑːdiː/

no person; not anyone

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

occide

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From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

operum

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From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

patriotnounUS /ˈpeɪtriət/

one who loves and defends his or her country

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

Persius

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From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

Philologicaladjective

of or relating to or dealing with philology

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

Polypheme

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From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

PunnounUS /pʌn/

a humorous play on words

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

PUNSnounUS /pʌnz/

plural of “pun” — a humorous play on words

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

regardsnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdz/

plural of “regard” — (usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

Regem

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From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

remarksnounUS /rɪˈmɑːrks/

plural of “remark” — a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

repliesnounUS /rɪˈplaɪz/

plural of “reply” — a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

RexnounUS /reks/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

Rupilius

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From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

seldomadverbUS /ˈseldəm/

not often

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

slewverbUS /sluː/

turn sharply; change direction abruptly

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

SOUNDnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

spuriousadjectiveUS /sˈpjʊriəs/

ostensibly valid, but not actually valid

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading [18] ANTIQUITY OF PUNS AND ENIGMAS, _By the learned Author of Hermes._ On the subject of puns the late learned author of Hermes and Philological Inquiries has the following remarks and extracts:

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A Pun seldom regards MEANING, being chiefly confined to SOUND.

translatesverbUS /trænzˈleɪts/

third-person singular of “translate” — restate (words) from one language into another language

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

tuorum

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From this reading _Hunc_ Regem _occide; operum Hoc mihi crede tuorum est_.

twas

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From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

UlyssesnounUS /juːˈlɪsiz/

(Roman mythology) Roman spelling for Odysseus

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

witnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading Horace gives a sad example of this _spurious_ wit, where (as _Dryden_ humorously translates it) he makes _Persius_ the buffoon exhort the patriot _Brutus_ to kill Mr. King, that is, _Rupilius Rex_, because _Brutus_, when he slew _Cæsar_, had been accustomed to KING-KILLING.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

ΟΤΤΙΣ

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From this reading We have a worse attempt in _Homer_, where _Ulysses_ makes _Polypheme_ believe his name was ΟΤΤΙΣ, and where the dull _Cyclops_, after he had lost his eye, upon being asked by his brethren who had done so much mischief, replies, 'twas done by ΟΤΤΙΣ, that is, by NOBODY.

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