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Chapter V

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A MANAGER'S PUN.
A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.
"No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."
THE ANTIGALLICAN PUN.
A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.
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The Punster's Pocket-Book

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Punster's Pocket-Book is here in full — 363 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/72 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A MANAGER'S PUN.
/ə ˈmænɪdʒərz pʌn/
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A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.
/ə nuː ˈkɑːmədi ɑːn ɪts θɜːrd ˌreprəzenˈteɪʃən ˈbiːɪŋ ˈθɪnli əˈtendɪd ðə ˈɔːθər əbˈzɜːrvd ðæt ɪt wɑːz ɔːl ˈoʊɪŋ tuː ðə wɔːr/
Line 3
"No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."
/noʊ sed ðə ˈmænədʒər aɪ fɪr ɪt ɪz ˈoʊɪŋ tuː ðə piːs/
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THE ANTIGALLICAN PUN.
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A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

comedy noun US /ˈkɑːmədi/

light and humorous drama with a happy ending

From this reading “A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.”

Frenchman noun US /ˈfrentʃmæn/

a person of French nationality

From this reading “A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.”

gill noun US /ɡɪl/

a British imperial capacity unit (liquid or dry) equal to 5 fluid ounces or 142.066 cubic centimeters

From this reading “A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.”

manager noun US /ˈmænədʒər/

someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading “A MANAGER'S PUN.”

manager's noun US /ˈmænɪdʒərz/

possessive form of “manager” — someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading “A MANAGER'S PUN.”

pun noun US /pʌn/

a humorous play on words

From this reading “A MANAGER'S PUN.”

representation noun US /ˌreprəzenˈteɪʃən/

a presentation to the mind in the form of an idea or image

From this reading “A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.”

thinly adverb US /ˈθɪnli/

without force or sincere effort

From this reading “A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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new comedy adjective + noun

In this reading “A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A MANAGER'S PUN.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

ANTIGALLICAN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE ANTIGALLICAN PUN.

attendedadjectiveUS /əˈtendɪd/

playing or singing with instrumental or vocal accompaniment

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

coffee-house

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

comedynounUS /ˈkɑːmədi/

light and humorous drama with a happy ending

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading "No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

FrenchmannounUS /ˈfrentʃmæn/

a person of French nationality

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

gillnounUS /ɡɪl/

a British imperial capacity unit (liquid or dry) equal to 5 fluid ounces or 142.066 cubic centimeters

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

managernounUS /ˈmænədʒər/

someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading "No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."

MANAGER'SnounUS /ˈmænɪdʒərz/

possessive form of “manager” — someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading A MANAGER'S PUN.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."

observedadjectiveUS /əbˈzɜːrvd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

owingadjectiveUS /ˈoʊɪŋ/

owed as a debt

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading "No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."

PUNnounUS /pʌn/

a humorous play on words

From this reading A MANAGER'S PUN.

representationnounUS /ˌreprəzenˈteɪʃən/

a presentation to the mind in the form of an idea or image

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "No (said the manager) I fear it is owing to the _piece_."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

thinlyadverbUS /ˈθɪnli/

without force or sincere effort

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

thirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

warnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A new comedy, on its third representation, being thinly attended, the author observed that it was all owing to the war.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

winenounUS /waɪn/

fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading A Frenchman in a coffee-house called for a gill of wine, which was brought him in a glass.

Chapter 5 of The Punster's Pocket-Book by C. M. (Charles Molloy) Westmacott holds 363 sentences, grouped into 73 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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