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The Purple Parasol

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Purple Parasol is here in full — 457 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Young Rossiter did not like the task.
The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.
"Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.
And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.
Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Purple Parasol

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Purple Parasol is here in full — 457 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/91 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Young Rossiter did not like the task.
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The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.
/ðə mɔːr hiː θɔːt ʌv ɪt æz hiː wɜːrld ˈnɔːrθwərd ɑːn ðə ˈempaɪər steɪt ɪkˈspres ðə mɔːr dɪˈsteɪstfəl ɪt siːmd tuː ɡroʊ/
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"Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.
Line 4
And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.
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Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?
/waɪ ðə ˈdɪkənz dɪd oʊld ˈwɔːrtən ˈmeri hɜːr/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cop noun US /kɑːp/

uncomplimentary terms for a policeman

From this reading “And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.”

dickens noun US /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading “Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?”

distasteful adjective US /dɪˈsteɪstfəl/

not pleasing in odor or taste

From this reading “The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.”

magazine noun US /ˈmæɡəziːn/

a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

From this reading “"Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.”

Newark noun US /ˈnuːərk/

the largest city in New Jersey; located in northeastern New Jersey

From this reading “And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.”

northward adverb US /ˈnɔːrθwərd/

in a northern direction

From this reading “The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.”

Wharton noun US /ˈwɔːrtən/

United States novelist (1862-1937)

From this reading “Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?”

whirled verb US /wɜːrld/

past form of “whirl” — turn in a twisting or spinning motion

From this reading “The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

copnounUS /kɑːp/

uncomplimentary terms for a policeman

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

dickensnounUS /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Young Rossiter did not like the task.

disgustverbUS /dɪsˈɡʌst/

fill with distaste

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

distastefuladjectiveUS /dɪˈsteɪstfəl/

not pleasing in odor or taste

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

EmpirenounUS /ˈempaɪər/

the domain ruled by an emperor or empress; the region over which imperial dominion is exercised

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

ExpressverbUS /ɪkˈspres/

give expression to

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

growverbUS /ɡroʊ/

pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

HangverbUS /hæŋ/

be suspended or hanging

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

haven't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

heavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Young Rossiter did not like the task.

livedverbUS /lɪvd/

past form of “live” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

magazinenounUS /ˈmæɡəziːn/

a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

NewarknounUS /ˈnuːərk/

the largest city in New Jersey; located in northeastern New Jersey

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

northwardadverbUS /ˈnɔːrθwərd/

in a northern direction

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Young Rossiter did not like the task.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

policenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

Rossiter

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Young Rossiter did not like the task.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

StatenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

tasknounUS /tæsk/

any piece of work that is undertaken or attempted

From this reading Young Rossiter did not like the task.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Young Rossiter did not like the task.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

throwingverbUS /ˈθroʊɪŋ/

-ing form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

WhartonnounUS /ˈwɔːrtən/

United States novelist (1862-1937)

From this reading Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?

whirledverbUS /wɜːrld/

past form of “whirl” — turn in a twisting or spinning motion

From this reading The more he thought of it as he whirled northward on the Empire State Express the more distasteful it seemed to grow.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why the dickens did old Wharton marry her?

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading "Hang it all," he thought, throwing down his magazine in disgust, "it's like police work.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading And heaven knows I haven't wanted to be a cop since we lived in Newark twenty years ago.

YoungadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Young Rossiter did not like the task.

Chapter 1 of The Purple Parasol by George Barr McCutcheon holds 457 sentences, grouped into 92 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Purple Parasol contain?

Chapter 1 holds 457 sentences of The Purple Parasol, unabridged, divided into 92 reading sections.

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About 75 minutes of reading across 181 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Purple Parasol

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Purple Parasol, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Young
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Rossiter
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Thought
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Whirled
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