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The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook
The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook is here in full — 13 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?
Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.
Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.
Being hip gets you big wins in the status game.
Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.
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The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook is here in full — 13 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/2 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?
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Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.
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Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.
/ˈbiːɪŋ ekˈstriːmli hɪp ɪz ðə læst hoʊp fɔːr ˈpiːpəl wɪð noʊ ˈmʌni ənd noʊ ˈpaʊər/
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Being hip gets you big wins in the status game.
/ˈbiːɪŋ hɪp ɡets juː bɪɡ wɪnz ɪn ðə ˈstætəs ɡeɪm/
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Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

attract verb US /əˈtrækt/

direct toward itself or oneself by means of some psychological power or physical attributes

From this reading “Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.”

challenging adjective US /ˈtʃæləndʒɪŋ/

requiring full use of your abilities or resources

From this reading “CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?”

crush verb US /krʌʃ/

come down on or keep down by unjust use of one's authority

From this reading “Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.”

hip noun US /hɪp/

either side of the body below the waist and above the thigh

From this reading “Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.”

lifestyle noun US /ˈlaɪfstaɪl/

a manner of living that reflects the person's values and attitudes

From this reading “CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?”

postmodern adjective US /ˌpoʊstˈmɑːdərn/

of or relating to postmodernism

From this reading “CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?”

status noun US /ˈstætəs/

the relative position or standing of things or especially persons in a society

From this reading “Being hip gets you big wins in the status game.”

wins noun US /wɪnz/

plural of “win” — a victory (as in a race or other competition)

From this reading “Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.

appositeadjective

being of striking appropriateness and pertinence

From this reading Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

attractverbUS /əˈtrækt/

direct toward itself or oneself by means of some psychological power or physical attributes

From this reading Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

Beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

BigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.

BotherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

CHALLENGINGadjectiveUS /ˈtʃæləndʒɪŋ/

requiring full use of your abilities or resources

From this reading CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?

CHOICEnounUS /tʃɔɪs/

the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?

crushverbUS /krʌʃ/

come down on or keep down by unjust use of one's authority

From this reading Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

CYBERPUNKnoun

a programmer who breaks into computer systems in order to steal or change or destroy information as a form of cyber-terrorism

From this reading CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?

enemiesnounUS /ˈenəmiz/

plural of “enemy” — an opposing military force

From this reading Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

extremelyadverbUS /ekˈstriːmli/

to a high degree or extent; favorably or with much respect

From this reading Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading Being hip gets you big wins in the status game.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading Being hip gets you big wins in the status game.

hipnounUS /hɪp/

either side of the body below the waist and above the thigh

From this reading Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.

Hipness

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Being hip gets you big wins in the status game.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

LIFESTYLEnounUS /ˈlaɪfstaɪl/

a manner of living that reflects the person's values and attitudes

From this reading CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

POSTMODERNadjectiveUS /ˌpoʊstˈmɑːdərn/

of or relating to postmodernism

From this reading CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

sexnounUS /seks/

activities associated with sexual intercourse

From this reading Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

Smallstuff

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.

statusnounUS /ˈstætəs/

the relative position or standing of things or especially persons in a society

From this reading Being hip gets you big wins in the status game.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

UnexpectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd/

not expected or anticipated

From this reading Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading CYBERPUNK: A CHALLENGING POSTMODERN LIFESTYLE CHOICE Why Bother?

WinsnounUS /wɪnz/

plural of “win” — a victory (as in a race or other competition)

From this reading Big Wins! (and Unexpected Smallstuff) ====================================================== Cyberpunk is extremely hip.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Being extremely hip is the last hope for people with no money and no power.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Being hip gets you big wins in the status game.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Hipness can crush your enemies and attract the apposite sex.

Chapter 1 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook by St. Jude holds 13 sentences, grouped into 3 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 13 sentences of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook, unabridged, divided into 3 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook by St. Jude exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 13 sentences, grouped into 3 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook?

Work through the 3 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

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About 23 minutes of reading across 56 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Cyberpunk
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Challenging
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Postmodern
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Lifestyle
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.