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The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook is here in full — 19 sentences across 4 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?
Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?
This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.
This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.
You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook is here in full — 19 sentences across 4 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/3 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?
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Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?
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This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.
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This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.
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You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chancy adjective US /ˈtʃænsi/

of uncertain outcome; especially fraught with risk

From this reading “This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.”

chrome noun US /kroʊm/

another word for chromium when it is used in dyes or pigments

From this reading “You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?”

Encryption noun US /enˈkrɪpʃən/

the activity of converting data or information into code

From this reading “This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.”

Faking verb US /ˈfeɪkɪŋ/

-ing form of “fake” — make a copy of with the intent to deceive

From this reading “Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?”

nouns noun US /naʊnz/

plural of “noun” — a content word that can be used to refer to a person, place, thing, quality, or action

From this reading “This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.”

sunglasses noun US /ˈsʌnɡlæsɪz/

(plural) spectacles that are darkened or polarized to protect the eyes from the glare of the sun

From this reading “You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?”

units noun US /ˈjuːnəts/

plural of “unit” — any division of quantity accepted as a standard of measurement or exchange

From this reading “This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.”

verbs noun US /vɜːrbz/

plural of “verb” — the word class that serves as the predicate of a sentence

From this reading “This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

affordverbUS /əˈfɔːrd/

be able to spare or give up

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

Beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

chancyadjectiveUS /ˈtʃænsi/

of uncertain outcome; especially fraught with risk

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

chromenounUS /kroʊm/

another word for chromium when it is used in dyes or pigments

From this reading You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

circlenounUS /ˈsɜːrkəl/

ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed point

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

cleverlyadverbUS /ˈklevərli/

in a clever manner

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

cyberpunknoun

a programmer who breaks into computer systems in order to steal or change or destroy information as a form of cyber-terrorism

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

cyberpunkhood

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.

DIEverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?

EncryptionnounUS /enˈkrɪpʃən/

the activity of converting data or information into code

From this reading This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.

encyphered

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

FakingverbUS /ˈfeɪkɪŋ/

-ing form of “fake” — make a copy of with the intent to deceive

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

farking

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

fullyadverbUS /ˈfʊli/

to the greatest degree or extent; completely or entirely; (“full” in this sense is used as a combining form)

From this reading You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

jacketnounUS /ˈdʒækət/

a short coat

From this reading Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

LeathernounUS /ˈleðər/

an animal skin made smooth and flexible by removing the hair and then tanning

From this reading Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

mirrorshades

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

nounsnounUS /naʊnz/

plural of “noun” — a content word that can be used to refer to a person, place, thing, quality, or action

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

offendverbUS /əˈfend/

cause to feel resentment or indignation

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

parentaladjectiveUS /pərˈentəl/

designating the generation of organisms from which hybrid offspring are produced

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

patronizingadjectiveUS /ˈpeɪtrənaɪzɪŋ/

(used of behavior or attitude) characteristic of those who treat others with condescension

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

purchasenounUS /ˈpɜːrtʃəs/

the acquisition of something for payment

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

reflectiveadjectiveUS /rɪˈflektɪv/

deeply or seriously thoughtful

From this reading You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.

shirtnounUS /ʃɜːrt/

a garment worn on the upper half of the body

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

SinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

spiritnounUS /ˈspɪrət/

the vital principle or animating force within living things

From this reading This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.

studsnounUS /stʌdz/

plural of “stud” — a man who is virile and sexually active

From this reading You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

sunglassesnounUS /ˈsʌnɡlæsɪz/

(plural) spectacles that are darkened or polarized to protect the eyes from the glare of the sun

From this reading You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Leather jacket, mirrorshades-- that just about does it, right?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading This is in the *spirit of true cyberpunkhood, see <<Encryption>>.

unitsnounUS /ˈjuːnəts/

plural of “unit” — any division of quantity accepted as a standard of measurement or exchange

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

verbsnounUS /vɜːrbz/

plural of “verb” — the word class that serves as the predicate of a sentence

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Being It or Faking It ====================================================== What is there to know about being a cyberpunk?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading This kind of patronizing shirt must farking DIE.* *Since we can't afford to offend any parental units who might *purchase this book for their family circle, all chancy verbs *and nouns have been cleverly encyphered.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You think cyberpunk is just a leather jacket, some chrome studs, and fully reflective sunglasses?

Chapter 2 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook by St. Jude holds 19 sentences, grouped into 4 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook contain?

Chapter 2 holds 19 sentences of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook, unabridged, divided into 4 reading sections.

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How do I study chapter 2 of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook?

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Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Vocabulary met early in The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Cyberpunk
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Challenging
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Postmodern
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Lifestyle
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