Learn English through classic literature • Five-line readings • Clear US narration
VELMORA ACADEMY
Academy of Archival Languages & Memory Studies
Menu Close
The Recreations of a Country Parson
The Recreations of a Country Parson

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Recreations of a Country Parson is here in full — 452 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Cover illustration for The Recreations of a Country Parson
Context Illustration Reading 1/90 · 5 lines
English subtitles · tap any word to listen 1 / 5
CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.
A CONSOLATORY ESSAY.
Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.
Almost every man is unsound.
Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.
0:00 / 0:00
Speed 0.75x
AI-generated narration by OpenAI · Slow US English
LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Recreations of a Country Parson

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Recreations of a Country Parson is here in full — 452 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.
/kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ skruːz ˈbiːɪŋ θɔːts ɑːn ðə ˈpræktəkəl ˈsɜːrvəs ʌv ˌɪmˈpɜːrfɪkt miːnz/
Line 2
A CONSOLATORY ESSAY.
Line 3
Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.
/ˈɔːlmoʊst ˈevəri mæn ɪz wʌt ɪf hiː wɜːr ə hɔːrs wʊd biː kɔːld ə skruː/
Line 4
Almost every man is unsound.
/ˈɔːlmoʊst ˈevəri mæn ɪz ənˈsaʊnd/
Line 5
Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.
/ˌɪnˈdiːd maɪ ˈriːdər aɪ maɪt wel seɪ ˈiːvɪn mɔːr ðæn ðɪs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

concerning verb US /kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ/

-ing form of “concern” — be relevant to

From this reading “CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.”

essay noun US /eˈseɪ/

an analytic or interpretive literary composition

From this reading “A CONSOLATORY ESSAY.”

imperfect adjective US /ˌɪmˈpɜːrfɪkt/

not perfect; defective or inadequate

From this reading “CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.”

practical adjective US /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading “CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.”

reader noun US /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading “Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.”

screw noun US /skruː/

someone who guards prisoners

From this reading “Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.”

screws noun US /skruːz/

plural of “screw” — someone who guards prisoners

From this reading “CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.”

unsound adjective US /ənˈsaʊnd/

not in good condition; damaged or decayed

From this reading “Almost every man is unsound.”

All words in this reading · 39

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A CONSOLATORY ESSAY.

AlmostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

BEINGauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

CONCERNINGverbUS /kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ/

-ing form of “concern” — be relevant to

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

CONSOLATORYadjective

affording comfort or solace

From this reading A CONSOLATORY ESSAY.

ESSAYnounUS /eˈseɪ/

an analytic or interpretive literary composition

From this reading A CONSOLATORY ESSAY.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

horsenounUS /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

IMPERFECTadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɜːrfɪkt/

not perfect; defective or inadequate

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

IndeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

MEANSnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

PRACTICALadjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

readernounUS /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

screwnounUS /skruː/

someone who guards prisoners

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

SCREWSnounUS /skruːz/

plural of “screw” — someone who guards prisoners

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

SERVICEnounUS /ˈsɜːrvəs/

work done by one person or group that benefits another

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

THOUGHTSnounUS /θɔːts/

plural of “thought” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading CONCERNING SCREWS: BEING THOUGHTS ON THE PRACTICAL SERVICE OF IMPERFECT MEANS.

unsoundadjectiveUS /ənˈsaʊnd/

not in good condition; damaged or decayed

From this reading Almost every man is unsound.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Indeed, my reader, I might well say even more than this.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Almost every man is what, if he were a horse, would be called a screw.

Chapter 5 of The Recreations of a Country Parson by Andrew Kennedy Hutchison Boyd holds 452 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of The Recreations of a Country Parson contain?

Chapter 5 holds 452 sentences of The Recreations of a Country Parson, unabridged, divided into 91 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of The Recreations of a Country Parson by Andrew Kennedy Hutchison Boyd exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 452 sentences, grouped into 91 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 5 of The Recreations of a Country Parson?

Work through the 91 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 91 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 5 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 5 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Recreations of a Country Parson

Common questions about reading The Recreations of a Country Parson by Andrew Kennedy Hutchison Boyd on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Recreations of a Country Parson?

Yes. All 4915 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #5407 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Recreations of a Country Parson is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #5407, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Recreations of a Country Parson take to read?

About 409 minutes of reading across 983 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Recreations of a Country Parson section by section

How to work through The Recreations of a Country Parson section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 12 chapters of The Recreations of a Country Parson to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Recreations of a Country Parson

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Recreations of a Country Parson, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Concerning
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Recreations of a Country Parson; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Disappointment
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Recreations of a Country Parson; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Success
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Recreations of a Country Parson; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Russet
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Recreations of a Country Parson; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.