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The Sacred Herb

Chapter XXII · The Unexpected

Chapter XXII of The Sacred Herb, “The Unexpected,” is here in full — 260 sentences across 52 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.
"The idea is too ridiculous for words.
To marry a girl out of gaol?
Monstrous!
Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Sacred Herb

Chapter XXII · The Unexpected

Chapter XXII of The Sacred Herb, “The Unexpected,” is here in full — 260 sentences across 52 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/52 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.
Line 2
"The idea is too ridiculous for words.
/ðə aɪˈdiːə ɪz tuː rɪˈdɪkjələs fɔːr wɜːrdz/
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To marry a girl out of gaol?
Line 4
Monstrous!
/ˈmɑːnstrəs/
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Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

grave noun US /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading “Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."”

lorgnette noun US /lɔːrˈnjet/

eyeglasses that are held to the eyes with a long handle

From this reading “"Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.”

marry verb US /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading “To marry a girl out of gaol?”

Monstrous adjective US /ˈmɑːnstrəs/

abnormally large

From this reading “Monstrous!”

nonsense noun US /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading “"Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.”

particular adjective US /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading “Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."”

rapping verb US /ˈræpɪŋ/

inflected form of “rap” — strike sharply

From this reading “"Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.”

ridiculous adjective US /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

inspiring scornful pity

From this reading “"The idea is too ridiculous for words.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

talk nonsense verb + noun

In this reading “"Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.”

too ridiculous adverb + adjective

In this reading “"The idea is too ridiculous for words.”

All words in this reading · 39

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading To marry a girl out of gaol?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

dinner-table

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "The idea is too ridiculous for words.

gaolnoun

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading To marry a girl out of gaol?

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading To marry a girl out of gaol?

gravenounUS /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading "The idea is too ridiculous for words.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The idea is too ridiculous for words.

LadynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

lorgnettenounUS /lɔːrˈnjet/

eyeglasses that are held to the eyes with a long handle

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading To marry a girl out of gaol?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

MonstrousadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːnstrəs/

abnormally large

From this reading Monstrous!

nonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading To marry a girl out of gaol?

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading To marry a girl out of gaol?

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

rappingverbUS /ˈræpɪŋ/

inflected form of “rap” — strike sharply

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

ridiculousadjectiveUS /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

inspiring scornful pity

From this reading "The idea is too ridiculous for words.

Sophia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading "The idea is too ridiculous for words.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Don't talk nonsense to me," cried Lady Sophia, rapping the dinner-table with her lorgnette.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading "The idea is too ridiculous for words.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Your father would turn in his grave, and _he_ wasn't very particular."

Chapter 22 of The Sacred Herb by Fergus Hume holds 260 sentences, grouped into 52 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in The Sacred Herb

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Mystery
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Hansom
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Sealed
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Message
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