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The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts
The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts

Chapter I

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Oh, how disgraceful!
BERNSTEIN.
Disgraceful!
To sing such melodies!
No--no, please.
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The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts is here in full — 432 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Oh, how disgraceful!
Line 2
BERNSTEIN.
/ˈbɜːrnstaɪn/
Line 3
Disgraceful!
/dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl/
Line 4
To sing such melodies!
/tuː sɪŋ sʌtʃ ˈmelədiz/
Line 5
No--no, please.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bernstein noun US /ˈbɜːrnstaɪn/

United States conductor and composer (1918-1990)

From this reading “BERNSTEIN.”

disgraceful adjective US /dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl/

giving offense to moral sensibilities and injurious to reputation

From this reading “Oh, how disgraceful!”

melodies noun US /ˈmelədiz/

plural of “melody” — a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading “To sing such melodies!”

please verb US /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading “No--no, please.”

sing verb US /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading “To sing such melodies!”

All words in this reading · 10

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

BERNSTEINnounUS /ˈbɜːrnstaɪn/

United States conductor and composer (1918-1990)

From this reading BERNSTEIN.

disgracefuladjectiveUS /dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl/

giving offense to moral sensibilities and injurious to reputation

From this reading Oh, how disgraceful!

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Oh, how disgraceful!

melodiesnounUS /ˈmelədiz/

plural of “melody” — a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading To sing such melodies!

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No--no, please.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Oh, how disgraceful!

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading No--no, please.

singverbUS /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading To sing such melodies!

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading To sing such melodies!

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To sing such melodies!

Chapter 1 of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts by Arthur Wing Pinero holds 432 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts contain?

Chapter 1 holds 432 sentences of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts by Arthur Wing Pinero exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 432 sentences, grouped into 87 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts?

Work through the 87 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #47560, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 215 minutes of reading across 517 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Disgraceful
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bernstein
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Melodies
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
No--no
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.