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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?
Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.
I have rung twenty times.”
(This is a falsehood.
You have rung only six times, and the half-hour is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) I think it disgraceful,” you continue, and I shall complain to the Company.
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow is here in full — 183 sentences across 37 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/36 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?
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Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.
/hiːr hæv aɪ bɪn ˈrɪŋɪŋ fɔːr ðə læst ˈhæfaʊər/
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I have rung twenty times.”
/aɪ hæv rʌŋ ˈtwenti taɪmz/
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(This is a falsehood.
/ðɪs ɪz ə ˈfælshʊd/
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You have rung only six times, and thehalf-houris an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.
/juː hæv rʌŋ ˈoʊnli sɪks taɪmz ənd ðə ˈhæfaʊər ɪz æn əbˈsɜːrd ɪɡˌzædʒərˈeɪʃən bʌt juː fiːl ðə mɪr truːθ wʊd nɑːt biː ˈædəkwət tuː ðə əˈkeɪʒən aɪ θɪŋk ɪt dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl juː kənˈtɪnjuː ənd aɪ ʃæl kəmˈpleɪn tuː ðə ˈkʌmpəniː/

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adequate adjective US /ˈædəkwət/

having the requisite qualities or resources to meet a task

From this reading “You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.”

complain verb US /kəmˈpleɪn/

express complaints, discontent, displeasure, or unhappiness

From this reading “You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.”

disgraceful adjective US /dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl/

giving offense to moral sensibilities and injurious to reputation

From this reading “You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.”

exaggeration noun US /ɪɡˌzædʒərˈeɪʃən/

extravagant exaggeration

From this reading “You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.”

falsehood noun US /ˈfælshʊd/

a false statement

From this reading “(This is a falsehood.”

half-hour noun US /ˈhæfaʊər/

a half of an hour

From this reading “Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.”

ringing noun US /ˈrɪŋɪŋ/

the sound of a bell ringing

From this reading “Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.”

rung noun US /rʌŋ/

a crosspiece between the legs of a chair

From this reading “I have rung twenty times.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading (This is a falsehood.

absurdadjectiveUS /əbˈsɜːrd/

inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

adequateadjectiveUS /ˈædəkwət/

having the requisite qualities or resources to meet a task

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

complainverbUS /kəmˈpleɪn/

express complaints, discontent, displeasure, or unhappiness

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

continueverbUS /kənˈtɪnjuː/

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

disgracefuladjectiveUS /dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl/

giving offense to moral sensibilities and injurious to reputation

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

exaggerationnounUS /ɪɡˌzædʒərˈeɪʃən/

extravagant exaggeration

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

falsehoodnounUS /ˈfælshʊd/

a false statement

From this reading (This is a falsehood.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

half-hournounUS /ˈhæfaʊər/

a half of an hour

From this reading Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.

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From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

ringverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

ringingnounUS /ˈrɪŋɪŋ/

the sound of a bell ringing

From this reading Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.

rungnounUS /rʌŋ/

a crosspiece between the legs of a chair

From this reading I have rung twenty times.”

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Here have I been ringing for the last half-hour.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading (This is a falsehood.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading I have rung twenty times.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading I have rung twenty times.”

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading “How is it that I can never get an answer when I ring?

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You have rung only six times, and the “half-hour” is an absurd exaggeration; but you feel the mere truth would not be adequate to the occasion.) “I think it disgraceful,” you continue, “and I shall complain to the Company.

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