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The Seven Lively Arts

Chapter III

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For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.
To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.
He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.
Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.
Perfect satire in less than three minutes.
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The Seven Lively Arts

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Seven Lively Arts is here in full — 448 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.
/fɔːr ˈɪnstəns ðer ɪz hɪz ˈtrævəsti ʌv ðə ˈmerɪdʒ ˈserəmoʊni/
Line 2
To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.
Line 3
He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.
/hiː pʊts ɪt ɑːn ˈkrʊkəd wɪð ə ˈskɔːrnfəl flɪp ʌv hɪz ˈslendər məˈlɪʃəs hændz/
Line 4
Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.
Line 5
Perfect satire in less than three minutes.
/pərˈfekt ˈsætaɪər ɪn les ðæn θriː ˈmɪnəts/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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flip verb US /flɪp/

lightly throw to see which side comes up

From this reading “He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.”

incidentally adverb US /ˌɪnsɪˈdentəli/

introducing a different topic

From this reading “Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.”

jazzed verb US /dʒæzd/

past form of “jazz” — play something in the style of jazz

From this reading “To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.”

pretends noun US /priˈtendz/

plural of “pretend” — the enactment of a pretense

From this reading “Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.”

saxophone noun US /ˈsæksəfoʊn/

a single-reed woodwind with a conical bore

From this reading “Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.”

sleek adjective US /sliːk/

well-groomed and neatly tailored; especially too well-groomed

From this reading “To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.”

travesty noun US /ˈtrævəsti/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading “For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.”

trombone noun US /trɑːmˈboʊn/

a brass instrument consisting of a long tube whose length can be varied by a U-shaped slide

From this reading “To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.”

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bridal veil adjective + noun

In this reading “To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.”

marriage ceremony noun + noun

the act of marrying; the nuptial ceremony

In this reading “For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.”

For instance preposition + noun

as an example

In this reading “For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.”

three minutes noun + noun

In this reading “Perfect satire in less than three minutes.”

exists in verb + particle counted as “exist in”

In this reading “Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.”

All words in this reading · 65

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

bridaladjectiveUS /ˈbraɪdəl/

of or relating to a wedding

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

ceremonynounUS /ˈserəmoʊni/

a formal event performed on a special occasion

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

classicnounUS /ˈklæsɪk/

a creation of the highest excellence

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

conclusionnounUS /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

correctverbUS /kərˈekt/

make right or correct

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

crookedadjectiveUS /ˈkrʊkəd/

having or marked by bends or angles; not straight or aligned

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

drawsnounUS /drɔːz/

plural of “draw” — a gully that is shallower than a ravine

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

EggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

existsverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪsts/

third-person singular of “exist” — have an existence, be extant

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

flipverbUS /flɪp/

lightly throw to see which side comes up

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

flower-decked

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

forwardadverbUS /ˈfɔːrwərd/

at or to or toward the front

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

HamnounUS /hæm/

meat cut from the thigh of a hog (usually smoked)

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

hardest-looking

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

incidentallyadverbUS /ˌɪnsɪˈdentəli/

introducing a different topic

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

instancenounUS /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

jazzedverbUS /dʒæzd/

past form of “jazz” — play something in the style of jazz

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

leadsnounUS /liːdz/

plural of “lead” — an advantage held by a competitor in a race

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading Perfect satire in less than three minutes.

LewisnounUS /ˈluːɪs/

United States rock star singer and pianist (born in 1935)

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

maliciousadjectiveUS /məˈlɪʃəs/

having the nature of or resulting from malice

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

MarchverbUS /mɑːrtʃ/

march in a procession

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

marriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading Perfect satire in less than three minutes.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

PerfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading Perfect satire in less than three minutes.

playernounUS /ˈpleɪər/

a person who participates in or is skilled at some game

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

pomadedadjective

(of hair) groomed with pomade

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

pretendsnounUS /priˈtendz/

plural of “pretend” — the enactment of a pretense

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

putsnounUS /pʊts/

plural of “put” — the option to sell a given stock (or stock index or commodity future) at a given price before a given date

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

satirenounUS /ˈsætaɪər/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading Perfect satire in less than three minutes.

saxophonenounUS /ˈsæksəfoʊn/

a single-reed woodwind with a conical bore

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

scornfuladjectiveUS /ˈskɔːrnfəl/

expressing extreme contempt

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

sleekadjectiveUS /sliːk/

well-groomed and neatly tailored; especially too well-groomed

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

slenderadjectiveUS /ˈslendər/

being of delicate or slender build

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

snowyadjectiveUS /ˈsnoʊi/

marked by the presence of snow

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Perfect satire in less than three minutes.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Perfect satire in less than three minutes.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

to-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then he leads forward the hardest-looking saxophone player, and pretends to marry “Ham” and “Eggs”--and incidentally draws the correct conclusion as to marriage as it exists in America to-day.

travestynounUS /ˈtrævəsti/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading For instance, there is his travesty of the marriage ceremony.

trombonenounUS /trɑːmˈboʊn/

a brass instrument consisting of a long tube whose length can be varied by a U-shaped slide

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

tunenounUS /tuːn/

a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

veilnounUS /veɪl/

a garment that covers the head and face

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

WeddingnounUS /ˈwedɪŋ/

the social event at which the ceremony of marriage is performed

From this reading To the jazzed tune of the good old classic “Wedding March” Lewis puts a snowy, flower-decked bridal veil on the sleek, pomaded head of the trombone player.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He puts it on crooked, with a scornful flip of his slender, malicious hands.

Chapter 3 of The Seven Lively Arts by Gilbert Seldes holds 448 sentences, grouped into 90 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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