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The Shriek: A Satirical Burlesque
The Shriek: A Satirical Burlesque

Chapter VIII

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Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!
She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.
She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.
In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.
Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?
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The Shriek: A Satirical Burlesque

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Shriek: A Satirical Burlesque is here in full — 133 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!
Line 2
She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.
Line 3
She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.
/ʃiː ˈiːvɪn ˈkɑːndʒərd ʌp ðə lɔːŋ sæd feɪs ʌv lɔːrd ˈtɔːdri wɪð ɪts ˈseɪbəl ˈkɜːrtənz ənd ɪkˈspɪriənst ə weɪv ʌv ˈɡrætətuːd/
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In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.
/ɪn ðə ˈnoʊmənkleɪtʃər ʌv feɪt ʃiː felt ðæt æt ðɪs ˈmoʊmənt ʃiː hæd kʌm ˈsevən/
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Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

Learner Dictionary

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boyish adjective US /ˈbɔɪɪʃ/

befitting or characteristic of a young boy

From this reading “Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!”

conjured verb US /ˈkɑːndʒərd/

past form of “conjure” — summon into action or bring into existence, often as if by magic

From this reading “She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.”

emergency noun US /ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsi/

a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action

From this reading “Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?”

Mayonnaise noun US /ˈmeɪəneɪz/

egg yolks and oil and vinegar

From this reading “Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!”

nomenclature noun US /ˈnoʊmənkleɪtʃər/

a system of words used to name things in a particular discipline

From this reading “In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.”

sable noun US /ˈseɪbəl/

an artist's brush made of sable hairs

From this reading “She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.”

symmetrical adjective US /səˈmetrɪkəl/

having similarity in size, shape, and relative position of corresponding parts

From this reading “Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?”

Tawdry adjective US /ˈtɔːdri/

tastelessly showy

From this reading “She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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conjured up verb + adjective counted as “conjure up”

summon into action or bring into existence, often as if by magic

In this reading “She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.”

sad face adjective + noun

In this reading “She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.”

with exultation preposition + noun

In this reading “She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.”

any girl adjective + noun

In this reading “Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

boxin

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From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

boyishadjectiveUS /ˈbɔɪɪʃ/

befitting or characteristic of a young boy

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.

conjuredverbUS /ˈkɑːndʒərd/

past form of “conjure” — summon into action or bring into existence, often as if by magic

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

curtainsnounUS /ˈkɜːrtənz/

plural of “curtain” — hanging cloth used as a blind (especially for a window)

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

emergencynounUS /ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsi/

a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

experiencedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspɪriənst/

having experience; having knowledge or skill from observation or participation

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

exultationnoun

a feeling of extreme joy

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

FatenounUS /feɪt/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.

fightin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

gratefuladjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtfəl/

feeling or showing gratitude

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

gratitudenounUS /ˈɡrætətuːd/

a feeling of thankfulness and appreciation

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

MayonnaisenounUS /ˈmeɪəneɪz/

egg yolks and oil and vinegar

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

mysticallyadverb

in a mystical manner

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

nomenclaturenounUS /ˈnoʊmənkleɪtʃər/

a system of words used to name things in a particular discipline

From this reading In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

pastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

ridin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

rowin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

runnin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

sablenounUS /ˈseɪbəl/

an artist's brush made of sable hairs

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

SevennounUS /ˈsevən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of six and one

From this reading In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

situationnounUS /ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən/

the general state of things; the combination of circumstances at a given time

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

stiffadjectiveUS /stɪf/

not moving or operating freely

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

swimmin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

symmetricaladjectiveUS /səˈmetrɪkəl/

having similarity in size, shape, and relative position of corresponding parts

From this reading Had not her life been one long, mystically symmetrical training for such a situation, such an emergency as this?

TawdryadjectiveUS /ˈtɔːdri/

tastelessly showy

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading In the nomenclature of Fate she felt that at this moment she had come Seven.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

trainingnounUS /ˈtreɪnɪŋ/

activity leading to skilled behavior

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

Verbeena

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Never was any girl in all her life so grateful for a good, stiff boyish training as in that moment found herself Verbeena Mayonnaise!

wavenounUS /weɪv/

one of a series of ridges that moves across the surface of a liquid (especially across a large body of water)

From this reading She even conjured up the long, sad face of Lord Tawdry with its sable curtains and experienced a wave of gratitude.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

wrestlin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She thought of all the swimmin', rowin', ridin', boxin', runnin', fightin', wrestlin' she had done in the past with exultation.

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